I think everyone (including Voldemort) falls in love with and marries Buk in the end, while Rowling happily dances to the bank.
2007-07-21 02:22:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It turns out the prophecy was bunk all along and Harry really just needs to learn to wash his face better.
Buk is actually the Chosen One, something he discovered a bit late in the game... on that fateful hangover-free morning after the local liquor store ran out of Keystone. Voldemort thinks he has the check-mate when he decides to send Buk a case of poisoned sausages, but as a blessing in disguise, Buk gets deleted before receiving that owl.
So Voldemort is giving his victory speech to his Death Eaters (which now include Harry, Ron and Hermione-- 'cuz every teen needs a rebellious phase) when with impeccable timing as usual, Buk spontaneously regenerates right behind him, wand in one hand, sausage in the other, muttering "Pantsicus Begoneicus" and Voldemort promptly dies of embarassment.
Harry's last words in the book are "Why didn't I think of that?"
Buk is offered the position of Headmaster at Hogwarts, but he turns it down 'cuz after a grueling all-night Butter Beer binge with Snape and Hagrid in Hogsmead, he accidentally mistakes his wand for a sausage and eats it for breakfast .
It's all for the best though, 'cuz Buk is needed right here in the Yahoosphere, and robes are even worse than pants anyhow.
(And strangely, even if I'm right about this, Rowling will STILL be dancing all the way to the bank--while dodging millions of thoroughly confused twelve year-olds.)
2007-07-21 09:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by sueflower 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Am I the only person who hasn't read any of the books? I know you are right about what Rowling will be doing. Your adventures have ruined any chance that I want to learn about Harry Potter.
2007-07-21 20:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Voldemort gasps in horror when Harry peels off his human exterior to reveal the robotic metal robot body of ... a robot!!!
It turns out that Harry is in fact a time-traveling cyborg who was sent from 10 minutes in the past to change the future and prevent himself from fulfilling the Mothman Prophecies ... starring Lou Diamond Phillips ....
This causes Voldemort to suffer a severe brain aneurysm while trying to figure that out. As his body lies twitching on the floor, Dumbledore bursts out from his chest cavity holding a white rabbit and shouting, "Now THAT'S a magic trick ..."
2007-07-22 12:42:52 · answer #3 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Valdemort will get his butt kicked by Harry,... and then everyone will fall in love and marry Buk. Who after all could resist that sausage lovin, malt liquer smelling, ole fleabag? Certainly not I!!!
2007-07-21 03:44:38 · answer #4 · answered by Leepal 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
However it ends, it won't be as good as the Buk Wars!
2007-07-21 03:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I already know... I read the whole book in one setting today....
got up and went to wal mart at 7 am and came straight home and read it.....
I know all the answers....
general jack oneil comes in and kills all the replicators and the doctor comes in and kills the daleks and finds out he is not the only time lord in the universe
LOL
2007-07-21 10:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i guess i don't really concern myself with the ending in but its an ending and i'll probably shed more tears...need more kleenex, used them all reading the 'Buk' series....
2007-07-22 01:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by blueJean 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And they make sausage out of Harry Potter's innards
2007-07-21 02:26:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure exactly how it ends, but my guess is that it will involved ninjas, a garden weasel and some crazy wizard magic!
2007-07-21 03:01:54 · answer #9 · answered by Styles Gagan 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋