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I got smashed at a buddy's house who had recently been given a foreman's position on a construction site and he had these hard hats (orange) and walkie talkies. At around 2 am we split up in the neighborhood in two teams "hunting" each other down in teams of two (there were six of us). We were running through people yards, getting chased by dogs, knocking over (accidentally) trash cans without thought or consequence. Of course, people started calling the police which showed up in large numbers REALLY hunting us. The funniest moment was my buddy on the Walkie screaming - are you idiots still wearing the orange hats - take em off. One by one we made it back to the house and would try to talk the other drunks home while hiding from the police. We weren't criminals we were idiots. Can you imagine explaining that one to the judge? We all made it without incident. But it took until sunrise to get everyone home.

2007-07-21 02:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

tried to open the car door with my finger that door would not open.. it was a good thing my friends were there to drive me home.. the craziest thing i do when smashed is get very turned on.. we are talking real real turned on..

2007-07-21 16:58:00 · answer #2 · answered by vonnie 3 · 0 0

Me and a buddy of mine jumped on stage at a Jay-z concert in Vegas during the song Big Pimpin..He was actually pretty cool about it and we got to sing a few lines before some hugh bodyguards dragged us off.

2007-07-21 10:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by ryper92 3 · 0 0

Danced on the table at a company Christmas Party and I shot the moom out the car window.

2007-07-21 09:43:12 · answer #4 · answered by vivib 6 · 0 0

Tried to walk home after getting chucked out a taxi for nearly throwing up!

The walk should have took 10 minutes and took nearly 3 hours to get home... 2 steps forwards, 5 steps back!!

2007-07-21 09:17:26 · answer #5 · answered by jo jo 6 · 1 0

Got married

2007-07-21 09:29:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mac 4 · 0 0

I don;t do much when I am getting smashed

2007-07-21 09:16:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Stood for ten minutes under the heavy rain when I had flue.

2007-07-21 19:27:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi 6 · 0 0

urinated on the drivers door of a police car while the cop was in the donut shop

2007-07-21 09:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Let my parents see me smashed!

2007-07-21 09:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

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