IF I COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS -JUST IMAGINE IT -
CHATTING TO A CHIMP IN CHIMPANZEE!
IMAGINE TALKING TO A TIGER -
CHATTING TO A CHEETAH -
WHAT A NEAT ACHIEVEMENT THAT WOULD BE!
INDEED IT WOULD!
IF WE COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS -
YES, LEARN THEIR LANGUAGES -
MAYBE TAKE AN ANIMAL DEGREE,
I'D STUDY ELEPHANT AND EAGLE,
BUFFALO AND BEAGLE
YOU COULD CONVERSE IN POLAR BEAR AND PYTHON,
AND I WOULD CURSE IN FLUENT KANGAROO.
IF PEOPLE ASKED YOU
"CAN YOU SPEAK SPEAK RHINOCEROUS?"
I'D SAY, "OF COURSEROUS! CAN'T YOU?"
IF I CONFERRED WITH OUR FURRY FRIENDS -
MAN-TO-ANIMAL -
THINK OF THE AMAZING REPARTEE!
IF I COULD WALK WITH THE ANIMALS -
TALK WITH THE ANIMALS -
GRUNT AND SQUEAL AND SQUAWK WITH THE ANIMALS
AND THEY COULD TALK TO ME!
IF WE COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS,
THINK WHAT FUN WE'D HAVE -
ASKING OVER CROCODILES FOR TEA!
OR MAYBE LUNCH WITH TWO OR THREE LIONS,
WALRUSES AND SEALIONS
WHAT A LOVELY PLACE THE WORLD WOULD BE!
IF I SPOKE SLANG TO ORANG-UTANS,
THE ADVANTAGES -
ANY FOOL ON EARTH CAN PLAINLY SEE!
DISCUSSING EASTERN ART AND DRAMA
WITH INTELLECTUAL LLAMAS -
THE MAN WHO WALKS WITH THE CATS 'N' DOGS -
TALK WITH THE TOADS 'N' FROGS -
GRUNT AND SQUEAK AND SQUAWK
WITH THE PIGS 'N' HOGS!
YES HE CAN SQUEAK - AND - SQUAWK -
AND - SPEAK - AND - TALK.........
TO ME!
2007-07-21 01:09:06
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answered by Sharky Vl 5
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All the time. I even talk to my friends pets. Sometimes they tell me they're hungry or they want their tummy rubbed or they just want to go for a walk. It's good talking to your pets...it makes them feel much more apart of your family.
2007-07-21 00:36:32
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answered by Lucky 5
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Everyday! And I like to think that they fully understand and answer, by the little noises that they make and the way that they cock their head to the side! Doesn't everyone really?! At least behind closed doors?! I do it in front of whoever!
2007-07-21 00:30:16
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answered by pitbull lover 5
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All the time.
2007-07-21 03:40:45
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answered by Candi Apples 7
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Yes all the time
2007-07-21 00:38:00
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answered by Michael 1
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Of course we all do
that is why we call them pets!
We say are you hungry girl or shake my hand
they bark yes back!
2007-07-21 00:31:55
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answered by larson4boys 4
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well i dont talk to him like " Hi! Buddy!! how was your day?" lol. i more of tease him and say like who is the idiot dog and stuff. of course i dont mean it lol. or i just say random words to him and see his reaction. i think its okay to talk to ur dog so as long as u dont have a full on conversation with him and expect him to respond back to u with a bark or two.
2007-07-21 00:31:16
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answered by Siroonig 5
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I have 4 schnauzers, and I always talk to them. My rommates say that they hear lots of people talk to their dogs, I sound like I expect them to answer. They do answer, by coming to me and cuddling. This means they approve.
2007-07-21 00:28:29
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answered by Amy W 6
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DO I TALK TO THEM?
Boy! I'll say, nobody can even get a word- in- edge-wise! Especially when we argue, (cat's win usually) I use to have a cat that would ask for milk! "ME-OWK"! She always wanted milk! I had another cat that would tell me when he was hungry, he would say...."Yo-i'm-Yungry"! My cat's talk to me more than I talk period!
(P.S.) I even had a cat that barked!
2007-07-21 00:45:42
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answered by Anonymous
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I talk to my cat all the time. She just kinda looks at me and leads me to her food dish so I'll feed her.
2007-07-21 00:31:48
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answered by . 5
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