best and funniest and the most ironic pun wins
2007-07-20 22:41:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Actually, I said one the other day. Maybe not really funny but just popped out.
I was telling someone how I had just bought some chicken and when I got it home and opened it up, it was so rotten the smell just about knocked me over .... it was just foul!!
sorry, bad, I know. lol
2007-07-20 22:45:52 · answer #1 · answered by Senza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in a antique store i once overheard a man saying to an oap 'need a hand with that chest love!' the little old lady went crimson and hurriedly left the shop i had to leave to as it tickled my fancy and had major giggles lol :-)
2007-07-20 22:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
standing in massive queue in Barclays made me late picking my toddler up from nursery.
'sorry i'm late there was a holdup at the bank''
at college one day i saw a group of my male friends on the college bus going to a football tournament, so i stood chatting to them when their smarmy football coach came over and asked where he knew me from, swinging his keys on the string, he said
'didnt i give you a personal tour of the gym,
yeah thats right' i said
'did you enjoy it'
'no i didnt come'
only then to hear an eruption of jeers from 20 odd guys on the bus - never lived it down..
2007-07-20 22:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
2007-07-20 22:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by cherrycheesecake 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I can.. recently I entered my ten best puns in a pun competion hoping that one of them would win
Unfortunately no pun in ten did..
2007-07-20 22:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
i was helping my mom put her bracelet on and having problems with the clasp when she yelled out loud "put it in!"
needless to say, everyone's face turned red! crazy lady!
2007-07-20 22:48:06 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let me just slip this in here for you - x notepaper into envelope x
2007-07-20 22:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im going to the shop shortly..would you like anything darling??? no thanks sweety...im fine...and by the way my name is john....
surely ..your not wearing that old thing tonight??..yes i am wearing it..i like it...and dont call me surely...
2007-07-20 22:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by sheru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what she said...
2007-07-20 22:47:49 · answer #9 · answered by don patch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hard to read you !
2007-07-20 22:46:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋