EPILOGUE
On a particularly beautiful Memorial Day, SallySunshine took Alec. Jr. out to a little plot of earth, right outside the family lentil plantation. As Dalek-Bride Supreme, it was SallySunshine’s respective duty to lay a bouquet of flowers on the late Dalek’s grave. Besides, everyone else was busy watching, "House.”
Sally reclined against the tree that shaded her husband’s plot. She gently held the junior Dalek’s plunger arm, as it moved its eyestalk, reading the gravestone.
HERE LIES ALEC THE DALEK
FALLEN FRIEND AND HERO OF THE BUK-WARS
WANT CHEAP VIAGARA? CALL 1-877-BUDGET-BULGE 2DAY!!!
“Tell me about my daddy”, asked Alec Jr.
“Ah, your father,” said Sally fondly. “For a maniacal mutant living in a war-machine, he was full of kindess and compassion. He stood up for what was right, and made the Polls & Surveys universe a better place.”
The little Dalek sighed, as his mother continued.
“He was very strong. Sturdy. Amazing stamina and endurance.”
2007-07-20 18:33:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
“Mmm,” said Alec Jr.
“Wow. The first night we made love, I had rug burns all over my elbows, chin, and knees. God, that machine WAS a LOVE-MACHINE….”
“Okay, that’s good, Mom. Thanks….”
“I never knew the things you could do with a ceiling fan and bungee cord before I met him. Whooaaa-ho! The neighbors kept calling the cops during our all-night romps! Thought there was a mass-murder happening next door, but it was just me and your Pops, making the Kuma-Sutra look like a grade-school primer…”
“Okay, OKAY!” screamed the little Dalek, waving its plunger arm and laser-cannon frantically, “there’s enough time to traumatize me! I’m gonna go hang with MustardSeed and Sand&Sea in the laundry room!”
As Alec Jr. ran away, Tut Uncommon wandered over. “Still mourning his loss, huh?”
“Every day,” Sally softly answered. “But he would’ve been proud to have seen what’s become of this place. No trolls. No mass violations. Random silliness.”
2007-07-20 18:34:01 · update #1
“You know,” began Tut Uncommon kindly, “he’s not really dead.”
SallySunshine rolled her eyes. “Yes, yes, I’ve heard it before. As long as we keep his memory alive, he’ll nev---”
“No, really. He’s alive. I tried to tell you last year at the funeral, no one bothered to check his pulse or anything. And wasn’t he screaming during the burial?”
“Finally,” grumbled a voice from under the dirt.
“Alec, darling!” cried Sally, hurriedly rushing to the grave. “I can’t believe it!”
Several moments and a bucket-loader later, the couple were reunited. The P&Sers all rejoiced, under a bright sky ablaze with fireworks and the occasional burning pair of pants. Heavy quantities of beer, sausage, and lentil stew were consumed. Feather Girl finally got mentioned in this story. And all around, much happiness and dementia abounded in the Kingdom of Polls and Surveys.
THE END! :)
2007-07-20 18:34:30 · update #2
With special thanks to everyone for being a good sport and writing in to say they liked the series....wish I could've worked y'all in. Maybe soon again.....maybe.....
2007-07-20 18:37:21 · update #3
*sniff*
I love HappyCake endings ... *sniffle*
Well, that's enough of that ... *rips off clothing to reveal business suit underneath*
Let's talk merchandising!! Where the real money is made!!
I can see it all now ...
2007-07-22 12:09:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ahh, but Alec, a LifeTime Channel TV movie (probably starring Annie Potts and Dana Delaney) would turn out to be the pilot for a whole new TV series on the FOX network, one that will run for at least 22 seasons! Then of course there would be around 6 spin-off series, and a couple of big screen academy award winners! You are making entertainment history with the Buk Wars!!
2016-04-01 04:48:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh,Alec,Darling...my eyes were welled over with tears at the prospect of me having to tell Alec Jr. that his dear old daddy and my voracious lover were dead. Those words were so true...the amazing stamina,the lust for world dominance and a good old romp in the mango chutney! I would be lost without you...its bad enough we lost Buk(AGAIN) but I couldn't go a day without being able to polish that eyestalk of yours. Not quite sure if I'd let Jr. know all the sordid details of our love affair YET,I'd have to save SOMETHING for his fourth birthday! Thank god you were alive! I imagine there'd be lots of polishing for me to do after that long stay in the dirt. Now come here,you! You deserve something EXTRA special for all this great writing you've done for us! Now you just stop at the store and get us some turkey basters,lime jello,Wolf brand chili,and some ice cold Keystone...Daddy's getting the "SPECIAL" tonight!!
2007-07-22 09:19:42 · answer #3 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I seriously have tears in my eyes. Yes, a Pulitzer Prize is definitely in order. For what category, I'm not sure, probably all of them. Or they should create a new Pulitzer category called Y.A.P.S.
Don't forget that I have managed to retrieve some of Buk's scattered remnants and preserve them for posterity --
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AivTbd7SlnzJ04EgdFEIDDzsy6IX?qid=20070718052242AAwHxBp
And in case they should ever become needed (doG forbid!!) I have also saved all the Buk Wars episodes to my computer. These are also historical documents; may they endure through the ages.
2007-07-21 15:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So does Alec Jr get the necessary years of counseling or does he eventually burn the lentil plantation to the ground and set off on a manic quest to annihilate every ceiling fan in the galaxy?
You certainly know how to leave us wanting more!
=)
2007-07-21 00:14:03 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This installment was riviting! I am so glad the Dalek lived, I couldn't bear to live in a world without Alec the Dalek!
Well, I am off to buy my Harry Potter Book!!! See ya Dalek!
2007-07-20 23:58:30 · answer #6 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! Loved the happy ending, even if the "real" Yahoosphere seems considerably more dystopian. It's too bad that ol'Jordache Ribeye and his minions have to keep an old man chained in the basement to get their rocks off. No wonder there have been so many who walked away from AoohaY...
2007-07-21 13:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows you can't kill a Dalek. Especially one as great as Alec! Long live Alec the Dalek! I hope you become fabulously rich and famous. You deserve it.
2007-07-20 18:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes king chiliman....we shall rejoice, for this literary canon will take its place among famous works of literature lining the shelves of great centers of learning. buk-wars will finally reside among shakespeare, austin, emmerson, poe, and dr. seuss! move over green eggs and ham! civilizations and great kings will fall, but buk-wars will carry on as a guiding light for generations to come.
amen and hallelujah to alec the dalek!
2007-07-20 21:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this has a chance to win, I think...see, write a glowing review and I get a walk-on role in the finale...this may compromise my journalistic integrity. LOL. Lot of fun, dude.
2007-07-20 18:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this for real??? where is the question in it, its more like a speech, a screen play, you should get the longest non question out there award.... if it all comes down to it then YES it doze smell of a Pulitzer Price for Literature award, and you should get one as well for what you wrote.....
2007-07-20 18:46:07 · answer #11 · answered by spursman 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋