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Of course I love ya darling

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave into gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And get me another beer!

2007-07-20 17:45:14 · 11 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

thats not romantic in the least bit
burn that
and the next time you see her just look in her eyes and tell her shes beautiful, you can always add that you think curves are sexy
but that poem, and the beer reference is going to provoke name calling and emptying of glasses on your head
maybe its just me..., but if i ever recieved a poem like that id feel really self conscious and id probly be pretty pissed too

2007-07-20 17:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by vampirevictim 1 · 1 0

You had me at "bloody top notch"

2007-07-20 17:48:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah just re confirms to me that no matter where there from they are all the same!

2007-07-20 17:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It sucks

2007-07-20 17:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by word. 2 · 0 0

Very good.

2007-07-20 17:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Max A 7 · 0 0

ew

2007-07-20 17:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by SJ Hockey Fan 3 · 0 0

true blue aussie bloke.

2007-07-20 17:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by mcverry2000 2 · 0 0

Im not sure it kind of uh....9.5 on 10 i would say...
~~wolf~~

2007-07-20 17:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by wlfbandit 2 · 0 0

Lmao...love it!

2007-07-20 17:48:33 · answer #9 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 0 0

lol. cute.

2007-07-20 17:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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