Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?

Question

Of course I love ya darling

Your a bloody top notch bird

And when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave into gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That youv got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nannas grave now

The moment that we met

I thought u was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And get me another beer!

Answer 1

thats not romantic in the least bit
burn that
and the next time you see her just look in her eyes and tell her shes beautiful, you can always add that you think curves are sexy
but that poem, and the beer reference is going to provoke name calling and emptying of glasses on your head
maybe its just me..., but if i ever recieved a poem like that id feel really self conscious and id probly be pretty pissed too

Answer 2

You had me at "bloody top notch"

Answer 3

yeah just re confirms to me that no matter where there from they are all the same!

Answer 4

It sucks

Answer 5

Very good.

Answer 6

ew

Answer 7

true blue aussie bloke.

Answer 8

Im not sure it kind of uh....9.5 on 10 i would say...
~~wolf~~

Answer 9

Lmao...love it!

Answer 10

lol. cute.