I heard from a friend who works in the DOD that the US has developed a time machine from the remnants of the Roswell alien spacecraft, and used pin ball machine parts.
Secret agents went back in time and provided critical technology to the Japanese so that they could cloak their ships and planes until they were right on top of battleship row in Pearl Harbor! Then the secret agents used forget-me-gas to erase the Japs memory after it was over, and took their stealth technology back with them to our time.
Since the Bush Administration is responsible for everything else that's gone bad, I figure it's true - they MUST be responsible for starting WWII.
2007-07-20 16:35:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I don't do drugs - I'm high on life
2007-07-21 17:08:06 · update #1
I do have a life, perhaps you should grow a brain to understand the underlying point of my sarcastic post.
2007-07-21 17:08:58 · update #2
Ah crap - debunked by Einstein. There is always one in a crowed ;)
2007-07-21 17:09:58 · update #3
Walter - I'd love to respond to you but I am afraid either your staggering intellect is above mine, or your post is unintelligible
2007-07-21 17:12:20 · update #4
A comedy show writer? You flatter me no end. Thanks!
2007-07-21 17:13:07 · update #5
dumdum I am afraid you're a dumdum, but with a screen name like that, I think you already know.
2007-07-21 17:15:24 · update #6
If I'm a tard you are a drooling knuckle dragging moron.
2007-07-21 17:17:10 · update #7
I thought the first time they used the time machine President Bush got stranded in Asia and is the real Genghis Khan. Just kidding, but thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-20 16:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lost me at "Peal Harbor." Is that where Bush dropped his banana peel while surveying the devastation of Katrina and deaths of scores of Americans from the air?
2007-07-20 23:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess will never get a chance to chat up a storm about politic with you? Seems that the moment a person opens their mouth, its going to be shut it you Scooter Libby. Oh wait, I mean Evil person vs Good person. Cra-pola, I mean national dept cut in half person, he never said a thing about that? You really need to open your eyes and stop listening to that Russ guy with the big stogie
2007-07-20 23:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Right and all this happened when and who told you this. I know your kidding but Einstein has proven time travel is impossible.
2007-07-20 23:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by Austin L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, this is news to me. I heard it was Bill and Hillary's doing! Sounds like were listening to Art Bell when one of you was on acid.
2007-07-20 23:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happened to kids going out on Friday night?
2007-07-20 23:40:46 · answer #6 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ok...maybe you should get a life and do something better with your time.
2007-07-20 23:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by blu_drgn25 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good imagination, but the last line is true.................Nuf Said
2007-07-20 23:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by Elo Fudpucker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW, can you send me some of the drugs you're on?????
2007-07-20 23:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by LittleBarb 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Get a life loser :(
2007-07-20 23:38:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋