2007-07-20 10:38:58 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
blow them one its easier and then you don't have to feel their whiskers lol!
2007-07-20 11:04:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♥BEX♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you are probably asking this question just to be funny but that really happened to me! My granny is a drunk and i went to see her one day and as i was leaving because she was drunk, she grabbed my face and kissed me tongue and all! She has never kissed me on the lips before and i ran outside and threw up a and left! We didn't speak for about 2 years after that!
2007-07-20 10:44:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
first off don't say yes when they offer you some lemonade or brownies or cookies, also when you hear the term "nypmho grannie" do not say hmm sounds interesting,also try not to get caught in a group of 2 or more where they can corner you and have at you. if you can avoid those situtions you will be ok!
2007-07-20 10:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by sshueman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, reminds me of the character David Walliams plays.
Hold the back out your hand out for Granny to kiss.
You wouldn't want your tongue piercing to get stuck with hers would you.Explain that in casualty!
2007-07-20 21:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by CMH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yipes!!! Thats disgusting! Tell granny to put her teeth back in and that from now on, you take a "peck" on the cheek instead.
2007-07-20 10:41:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Sunny Girl♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kiss em on the cheek. Preferably the one on the face.
2007-07-20 10:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't avoid grannies they wont be here long then u will miss them.
2007-07-20 10:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by anjane78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why would you pass up a free opportunity to kiss your own grandma? whats wrong with you dude?give her some tongue back.....be a sport.
2007-07-20 10:41:54 · answer #8 · answered by jay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My attitude is, who else is a better tongue kisser than Grandma? I go for the kill when she kisses me.
2007-07-20 10:41:45 · answer #9 · answered by Namaste 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
kiss on the cheek
or bite the tongue......lol
2007-07-20 10:41:29 · answer #10 · answered by Poosocks 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
grab some scissors.. snip snip no more tounge for granny
2007-07-20 11:11:16 · answer #11 · answered by iversonfan3rox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋