From where do you measure the length of your penis?

Question

Like, I know on the top side, but do you measure from like where your pubic hair basically starts, or do you actually like push the skin down and measure far back where you can like feel the "bone" start?

Basically I've had 1 person to actually answer my question. Please answer it seriously.

Answer 1

You measure it from the "ah's" of your girlfriend. In other words, length doesn't make any difference at all.

Answer 2

First, start with a cotton tape measure you have washed in hot water and dried in the dryer on high for at least six hours.

Now, with a full and complete erection, go from the underside where the penis meets the scrotum, up to the top.

Allow an extra inch because there's a good chance the erection isn't completly full.

Allow another inch if you have been circumcised to allow for where the foreskin would have been.

Then throw that number away and whatever your buddy claims to be average, claim you have two inches more than that.

It's more of an art than a science, really.

Answer 3

I measure from my B hole, that way I can be longer,,

but who cares how long as it,, as long as when you take off your pants she doesnt roll around on the floor laughing,,,

best thing is to get a tattoo on the end, like they do fighter planes, I have red and yellow flames and the one eye at the end, looks like a fighter weenie coming in for the kill,, GF loves it,

Answer 4

Abraham Lincoln, our tallest president at 6’4”, was once asked how long his legs were. Lincoln replied, “They are long enough to reach the ground.” If your penis is ‘long enough’ to get the ‘job’ done, don’t fret. I’m sure you have many more important concerns.

Answer 5

Drop your pants.
Look down.
Do you see a penis?

If yes, then that's all you need to know -- it's big enough. If no, maybe you're a girl.

Answer 6

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm thats weird id say bone....wait y

Answer 7

I don't need to. And why would anyone want to?