2007-07-20 08:14:47 · 15 answers · asked by Landra 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The craziest/grossest one I have had used on me is a guy licked my cheek and then said come back to my place I'll help you dry off.
2007-07-20 08:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I used to hear them all the time: "Hey! Don't I know you? Where did you go to school?" Come to find out, I wasn't familiar to them, they were just picking me up. Another: "I don't have a bed, can I borrow yours?" "Oops, I just bumped your butt, didn't I? Can I do it again?"
Yeah. Pretty sad.
I've used this one: a manager at a restaurant asked me if it was all I needed. I thought about it and said, "I could use a husband." .... We've been together for two years now!!! LOL
2007-07-20 08:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by lanalang 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I got engaged I went back to my former college to party with friends to celebrate. Some jock-dude whom I vaguely knew said "You're engaged??" Looked at the ring, and then said "Well you should come back to my place!" I asked why. He said "Well you've got to sow those oats before you get married!"
Yeah, right.
2007-07-20 08:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my little brother turned 21, my husband and I took him out drinking. This was many years ago. Anyway, he proceeded to get drunk and he asked some woman at the bar if he could buy her a drink. She looked at him and said no thanks. He then stared at her and said,"then I guess a bj is out of the question."
We got up and grabbed him and took him home before she beat the crap out of him.
2007-07-20 08:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could change the alphabet i would put U and I together!
I never knew angels could fly so low.
Are you tired, cuz you have been running through my mind all day.
They call me milk, cuz I do a body good.
2007-07-20 08:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.... You're Jill!"
Some really drunk guy said this to my cousin one New Year's Eve at a club before he and his two friends stumbled away laughing hysterically. To this day we STILL don't get it!
2007-07-20 08:24:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day
or
are those astronaut pants? Because you are out of this world
2007-07-20 08:18:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Are you parent's terrorist?"
"Cause you're the bomb!!"
Seriously, you think I'm kidding. This line has actually been used by my brother with surprisingly positive results. :)
2007-07-20 08:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever been covered in hot chocolate?...No?..Really? Well I'm free at 6:00! :)
2007-07-20 08:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by Prima_Donnassassin! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've had guys tell me...."Is that a mirror in ur pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants." or " Just checkin the tag on ur shirt....just what i thought...made in heaven." so funny lol
2007-07-20 08:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by sugar & spice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋