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In the old testament He was always smiting everybody...He seems like a tough ol' dude.

2007-07-20 08:06:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

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Thor could knock both their blocks off.

"Oh, ****! It's Thor! Run!" - God

2007-07-20 22:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here is ther really scary part. The Christians, Jews, and the Muslims trace their lineage back to Abraham. They also claim to pay homage to the God of Abraham.

So in essence Yaweh the Jewish God, The Christian God, and Allah are all one and the same. We just have divergent views on what his message is.

It seems God could kick his own **** if he really wanted to but I would think this is very counter productive.

Whats even scarier is how many people have died and been butchered to proove who is right or who is wrong among these different views. You would think we could move beyond the bloodshed in this day and age.

2007-07-20 16:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by Alvin W 3 · 0 0

Yahweh is a god of war so I think he could put up a good fight. However, most people will tell you that the Judeo-Christian god and Allah are one in the same.

2007-07-20 17:32:20 · answer #3 · answered by StormyC 5 · 0 0

Couldn't happen God/Allah are different language names for the same guy. But he could be referee and we'll still have our Friday Nite Fight. Mohamed Vs Jesus.
The Prophesy match.
When the belll rings come out smiting.

2007-07-20 18:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by capekicks 3 · 0 0

The God of Judaism, Christianity and Islam is the same God.

2007-07-20 16:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by smt 5 · 0 0

He'd be knocking seven shades out of himself. It'd be a bit like Graham Chapman in Monty Python's "wrestler" sketch!

2007-07-20 15:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by James Melton 7 · 0 0

I don't know that Allah is the same as our christian God and I don't know that he is not.Either way they both seem to be Gods of love and mercy so I don't think this will be happening :)

2007-07-20 15:27:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dude, they're the same person. I know he's schizophrenic and all, but I don't think he can beat himself up... I could be wrong.

2007-07-20 15:10:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Since both are one in the same - that would be an interesting match indeed.

Me, myself and I...

2007-07-20 15:11:25 · answer #9 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 1 0

the Goddess could take them both down, with one hand tied behind Her back

2007-07-21 02:57:15 · answer #10 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0 0

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