Also, is it easy to get a visa to Lebanon?
I am collecting data for Smutty's statisical reasons.
2007-07-20 08:05:28 · 16 answers · asked by Ismaily Rules 4 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
ABSOLUTELY
NOT
.... ..... Unless you get help from me.
Now that being said, let me elaborate a little bit more.
With the right attitude I think I might be able to market you as a "Marine Socio-Psychologist". Damn right, we need a sophisticated title to do our scam - Lebanese style all the way.
We'll also have to drop you in an expensive suit. That scary angry look on your face is definitely not to your benefit; it's making you look like Bender the robot in Futarama.
I'll teach you how to reply questions in a way that makes you look sophisticated - like when about to answer, look to your upper right corner as if you're really thinking - then start bullshitting about the research you conducted based on your "experience with the fish in the Atlantic Ocean".
2007-07-20 09:31:45 · answer #1 · answered by Smutty 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry if you have no skills,
in many places the key to success is the combination of "TOTAL IGNORANCE and ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE".... and I don't know how, but for some people it worked and still does...
just get dressed very well... hold some papers in your hands, if you own a laptop (with solitaire on it), it's a definite plus!
and REPEAT THE JARGON as if you know what you're talking about!
w ma 7ada addak!
2007-07-20 23:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Líbano 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-30 09:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by keva 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well......may be it will be possible......but I'll advice you to change your face first......not your face cuz is the one you bornt, but change the mood and show a nicest face.
Lebanese pple dont like angry pple.
Trust Smutty.....he is wise.
2007-07-20 11:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess yes, you could work at City Mall helping people to carry their shopping bags.
but if you will go to work there, what will happen with your big and small fishes? I hope they are doing well right now and the big one is eating ;)
2007-07-20 09:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, why did you bock webby :(, she would have given you permission to work without any skills, she is the jawazat autorizer
2007-07-20 19:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ghanouge 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You can always go beg for money in front of a atm
2007-07-21 03:03:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey beautiful
ABSOULTELY NO SKLL??? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ??? IVE SEEN MORE SKILL COME OUT OF YOU THEN ....
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ok what im trying to say is that ive seen alot of skill come out of you ....
you wanna get a visa of lebanon.... its easy !! all you have to do is marry smutz !!!
thats a good start.. collect the data for smutz then he wil ask you to marry him !!
edit: i dont find anything wrong with your face ... i like it !!
2007-07-20 14:40:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey , it worked for Smutty , why not you ? lol
2007-07-20 16:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol
zero skills?
are you kidding?
you are probably one of the funniest people i have met, and thats a pretty big and good skill!!!
2007-07-20 08:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by ABANDONED 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋