2007-07-20 07:06:05 · 20 answers · asked by queenbee0889 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
that song that go's I'm a buy you a drank wwwwooooohhhooo
i got money in the bank
2007-07-20 07:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by cheech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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I honestly don't use pick up lines. I think they are ridicilous. But here is a funny one I seen on-line.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and a bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give a cute little example as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glub glub glub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
2007-07-20 07:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by golsen2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This happened to me the other day AT CHURCH of all places. My husband was working so I went alone. A young man walks up to me and says: "Oh I can't help but notice your beautiful singing voice, and I think you are really cute ... " (pause) "... so are you married?!" I blushed and couldn't reply because I was laughing so hard. I just told him, "Son, you have no clue but I could be your momma." (pause) "Yes, I am very married and someday you'll meet a woman like me. Bless you!" And I pinched his cheek.
I've heard stuff like this before, also at multi-church fellowship functions, and I think its hilarious:
"Sweet Jesus! If you are a temple, then you are my new religion!"
"Lord have mercy! Are you an angel, cuz I must've died and gone to heaven!"
2007-07-20 07:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. G™ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TRUE STORY: ME AND SOME FRIENDS WENT TO LADIES NIGHT AT A LOCAL CLUB WHILE THERE I NOTICE A GUY LOOKING AT ME A LOT. I WENT TO THE LADIES ROOM AND WHEN I CAME OUT THERE HE WAS, HE WALK UP TO ME AND PICK UP MY NECKLACE FROM MY NECK(IT WAS A GOLD CROSS) AND HE SAID"I DIG A GIRL THATS INTO RELIGION!". HOW WEIRD , ALL I COULD DO WAS SAY THANKS AND HURRY BACK TO MY FRIENDS. IF HE ONLY NEW I WASN'T RELIGIOUS I'M ONLY A CHRISTIAN.
2007-07-20 07:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by southern chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you work for the NYPD? No. Oh b/c you look like one of NY's Finest to me! LOL Stupid!
2007-07-20 07:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Candy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I buy you a drink so I look better? (not bad)
Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out. (lame)
Hey, I'm new in town
Can I get directions to your house? (not bad)
(((Dr. G.)))...Why did you pinch my cheek so hard? (very good)
LOL
2007-07-20 07:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I couldn't have you I'd date your father because you look just like him.
Dumb men always say that when they hit on me and I'm with my dad.
2007-07-20 07:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tressy S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I f I were a cave-man I would throw you over my shoulder and take you home" I laughed so hard...
I loved it.... I didn't go home w/ him ..but we have been together 2 and a half wonderful years!
2007-07-20 07:09:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
did it hurt when you fell?
fell? from where?
from heaven! : )
grab your coat you`ve pulled!
ditch the zero, get with the hero!
i got loads!
2007-07-20 07:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, but do you have a band-aid?
2007-07-20 07:10:42 · answer #10 · answered by Just Life, Trying To Live It. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋