Can you write a story using these Judds titles?

Question

1. Mama, He's Crazy
2. Have Mercy
3. Let Me Tell You About Love
4. Love Can Build a Bridge
5. Give a Little Love
6. Born to be Blue

Answer 1

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

Kitty Russell stared into her mirror. What she saw frightened the heck out of her.....Dark circles,blotchy skin and a rash that was beginning to ooze......."Gaaaaaaaaawd." She threw some cold water on her face, hoping it would improve matters.....It only made things ........... wet.
She poured herself another shot of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut and lamented....."Was I simply (6) Born to be Blue ? Ohhhhh, Matt Dillon.....WHY did you have to leave me!!! I could have POSSIBLY understood an overnight fling with a squaw along the prairie......But NO! You think you're in love with that IDIOT from Virginia....Sunshine MacGillicutty! (2) Have Mercy !!"
There was a knock on her door........"Kitty. It's me....Matt. May I come in?"
Kitty nearly fell off her bed....."Just a minute please." She quickly put a scarf over her face and answered the door.
Hello, Matthew......... DO come in."
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Matt, rather taken aback from her appearance, walked in.
"Uhhhhh, Kitty.......I just wanted to tell you that I located your wallet.Here." ( Kitty had lost it, the night before.) He handed it to her and started to leave.
Kitty:"Matt. Please stay a while. I need to tell you some things."
Matt:"What do you need to tell me?"
Kitty:" Well, for starters....(3) Let Me Tell You About Love, babydoll. (4) Love Can Build a Bridge, you know. And you can walk over that bridge and come right on back where you belong.......... With ME!!" She lunged for Matt. Her scarf fell off.
A LOUD scream could be heard!!! Dogs started howling!
The window nearly shattered! There was a pouding on the door!
Festus:"What's wrong?! Miss Kitty?!"
Kitty, totally mortified, yelled back:"Nothing's wrong. Please go away."
It was Matt who had screamed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sight of Kitty was just TOO frightening.
He left just as fast as he could!

Kitty sank back on her bed; Horrified that Matt had seen her without the scarf. Horrified that he had reacted so violently.
She opened her bedside table drawer and took out a photograph of her mother........:"(1) Mama. He's Crazy to have left me for Sunshine Mac Moron. He's RUDE to have screamed just now. He's unaware that I drink too much because of him. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut........
I love him, mama. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS.... I love him."

Answer 2

Yes, I can write a spin off story using all of them titles in a nutshell. I'd title it, "Crazy Blue Love!" Guess what my new gangster love story is titled? Does it matter? Of course not! It's all about mixing and breaking down all six titles with a vivid imagination. Does that make sense? Does it matter?I'm blocked right now!