I've been violated so much I'm now qualified to be a rape/sex therapist.
2007-07-20 02:31:14 · 19 answers · asked by Karen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, yeah! I'm hilarious! But if someone doesn't get it, I get a thumbsdown or reported. I see that it's semi-nice to be a part of this club. At least we can comfort each other.
2007-07-20 03:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know about the sense of humor part, but I have a few suggestions regarding your situation.
I, personally, have been violated so many times I feel I've spent 6 weeks in prison. I well could be qualified to expound upon the social ramifications of being violated. However I think I will just get drunk and do my best to forget about the whole thing.
Now in your case, hmm..there a couple of ways you could go here.
Let's take a look at the bright side. Shall we?
You have received "on the job training" at a very low, if any, cost. Far better value that spending 2-3 years paying for an education. You have received a very broad based education from a variety of violators. Thus giving you a complete understanding of, not to mention personal experience, the basest actions from both men and women.
Yes, I think you can rejoice in the fact that you are qualified to"hang your shingle" out as a qualified rape/sex therapist.
I have done the same. I would suggest that you furnish your office with very soft chairs or couches. It makes it much easier to sit down without pain. If you know what I mean.
Good luck. And good therapy!
2007-07-20 03:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL I bet you would also be qualified to be a gynecologist after all these questions about "Am I pregnant when me and my boyfriend made out on the bed with our clothes on?".
Need some Kentucky Jelly there Wandering? LMAO
2007-07-20 03:43:33 · answer #3 · answered by K~E~G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ding Dong Ding.
Babe, you are fully and I mean fully qualified to be a sexy therapist.
BTW, I'd like to schedule my appointment with you. How does 10:00, 11:30, 2:00 and 4:00 work for you, I have lots of issues for you to work through.
2007-07-20 02:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Quix 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
OK...OK...so I pulled your hair and spanked your @ss a little...sheeeeeez. And your debit card only had 440$ on it,,,hell...you can do without it. By the way my friends are coming over tonight, I know you wanted to have your nails done but spend that on beer and wings for me and the guys...Thanks Babe....luv ya!!
P.S. After I'm full and a little drunk, please give me a killer BJ and tuck me in.....you are the greatest!
2007-07-20 03:04:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
And you thought we lived in the land of the free?
2007-07-20 02:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't been violated enough here recently...this KY I stocked up on is getting close to it's expiration date....
Can you go past the expire date on that stuff? LOL
2007-07-20 03:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
i know i have a sense of humor. =]
i make ALL my friends laugh hysterically
and i laugh ALOT
2007-07-20 02:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Qualify????...you have a friggin PHD for cryin out loud!!!
mornin Karen:):):)
2007-07-20 02:36:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
chime
2007-07-20 02:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Qu'est ce que tu penses? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋