My husband.....every morning for 20+yrs!
2007-07-20 02:09:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Last year I woke up and found there were 5 horses looking into the living-room windows...seems a neighbor's alpha horse had got bored, found a gap somewhere in the fence and led the other 4 out for a stroll--which must have taken them a while, since their paddock is about a mile away from us. Neighbor brought his truck and two hired hands and herded them home again. Nobody ever figured out why [or how] they'd come to visit us. It was a mighty weird sight to see those big heads peering in the windows!
2007-07-20 02:14:11
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answered by constantreader 6
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Lol I just remembered something. When I was at Uni I moved into this house and the guy in the next room to me used to go off on these jousting weekends. Anyway I had only been there two days and one Sunday morning I woke up, opened my door and he was standing in the hallway in a suit of armour!! At this point I didn't realise that he enjoyed jousting. I absolutely p****d myself, but then got freaked out because I thought he had some kind of strange fetish. The reason he was wearing it was because it was new and he was trying it on for size
2007-07-20 02:08:31
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answered by Anonymous
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After a LONG shift on Navy Shore Patrol (due to secure at 2 a.m....didn't finish until after 7 a.m.), my wife had gone to the market (Sardinia) and her gf was watching the boys. I went to bed. I was woken up by someone being 'very nice to me.' I put my hand on the hair of what I thought was my wife, but the hair was way below her shoulders. About that time I heard the click of my wife's shoes coming down the walk alongside the house. Her gf jumped up and ran to the living room.
2007-07-20 17:52:55
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answered by AmericanPatriot 6
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Are yooz from Galway like me hun! I even have lots o'bats in me bellfree! the worst ting i've got woken upto is Mary the missus constantly frightens me ter death so she doz t'make particular t'make particular xxx
2016-11-09 23:28:33
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answered by ? 4
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I have had loads of dreams where I have 'woken up' and then realised I was actually still dreaming.
I once was staying at my grans house and i dreamt it was raining in the front room, and when I woke up (for real that time) the ceiling was wet. A pipe had burst.
2007-07-20 02:10:03
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answered by powder 6
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Ive woken up on a lie-loo in the middle off a huge pool on holiday..
I was as burnt as a sausage on a bbq! and someone had wrote haha on my back in sunlotion.. so i had HAHA ! wrote on my back for ages!
And i've woke up after a hectic and very drunken saturday night in a lesbians bed on sunday morning...when im straight ! I just didnt think twice and ran without most my clothes!!
2007-07-20 02:09:14
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answered by Anonymous
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I woke up and was aware that there was a demon sitting on one of the fan blades of my ceiling fan. I couldn't move at first, but then managed to say the name "Jesus", over and over again until I knew the demon had left.
The second strangest thing I ever woke up to was everyone in my family except my mom gathered together waiting for me to wake up so they could be there to comfort me when they told me my mom had died.
I'd wake up to a demon every single day if it meant I never had to wake up to the other one.
2007-07-20 02:08:41
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answered by mrscjr 3
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When after going to bed with a stunning woman after a load of ale I woke up to find she had gone and an ugly crone had taken her place.
2007-07-20 02:04:21
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answered by tucksie 6
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Woke up being urinated on. Rugby tour 1980, Cornwall.
2007-07-20 02:03:20
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answered by Ophyra Muscidae 2
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a fella who had broken into my house when i was there on my own was standing at the doorway in my room when i woke up. i thought i was dreaming and went back to sleep after he legged it to find the windows and glass doors smashed in in the kitchen the next morning.
2007-07-20 02:06:54
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answered by ophelia 3
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