2007-07-20 01:40:44 · 38 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't ever worry about being kidnapped. As soon as they get you under the first street light they'll run a mile!!
2007-07-20 01:44:40 · answer #1 · answered by danni_elle 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We bombed macho grande. Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low, but he couldn't handle it.
Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Right, Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker that couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.
Andy went to pieces?
No, Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Howie came unglued?
Oh no, Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
And he bailed out?
No, Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How we survived, it was a miracle.
Then Howie survived?
No, afraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Over Macho Grande?
No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.
2007-07-20 06:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidity lies in the eyes of its beholder. - Guess that’s why everyone’s staring at you!
A sware to drunk I’m not God!
You have the body of a God! - Too bad it’s Buddha!
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
2007-07-20 01:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by *Casey * 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you fall and break your neck
dont come running to me
because i will say i told you so
youve been warned
my mother quoted this to me when i was a child
many times,i kept on climbing everything like a mad
chimpanzee,i dont know why she kept quoting
this though,it had no effect whatsoever,i wouldnt be listening even one bit
2007-07-20 01:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest quote
2007-07-20 01:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by Me 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heres a funny one.
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
-- Milton Jones
hope you liked it
2007-07-20 01:47:40 · answer #6 · answered by Still Life emotion 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lassiter: We found prints.
Shawn: Was he in a "Little Red Corvette"?
Gus: Or "Under the Cherry Moon"?
Lassiter: We found his FINGERPRINTS.
From Psych (on USA)
or maybe you want me to say, "the funniest quote"
2007-07-20 01:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by Country Sweetheart 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I've done it thousands of times" by Mark Twain
2007-07-20 01:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by momofaboy15 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
2007-07-20 01:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by J Jacob 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
''in my opinion the pokemon tv seires was a faiure just like the supermarios bros, now imagine 'GTA grand theft auto-The TV series'---now THAT would be something!"
2007-07-20 01:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋