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Because they'd be rolling all about inside their shell when they drew their limbs in.

2007-07-20 01:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by ncbrave25 3 · 2 0

Why, instead, don't you take a leaf out of the tortoise's book and slow down a little bit.
That is what is wrong with the world today. We are all in a hurry and everything needs to be had or done immediately. The word 'now' is overworked in soap operas and films and too many people take their standards from these distorted pertrayals of life.

2007-07-22 01:59:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good question! it would always assist them greatly in getting across the roadway quicker so as not to be run over by a motorist!

Good marketing idea!

2007-07-20 02:52:58 · answer #3 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 0 0

haha
That could be a really good investment!

Maybe its because humans are unco-ordinated enough on roller skates on 2 legs without having to worry about 4-legged friends on skates..

Yes, im talking rubbish again :)

Shonagh x

2007-07-20 01:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know why either, they already have their "helmets" on.
I't like all dressed up and no where to go, and no way to get there. Maybe it's because they live so dam long, that their really in no rush to get anywhere. Their just hanging out, stopping to smell the roses.

2007-07-20 08:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Moe 6 · 0 0

Actually I started my company a few years ago retrofitting tortoises shells with Heeley wheels. It takes them a while to get to my shop, so you might not have seen them yet.... by the way business is SLOW. lol

2007-07-20 06:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by miked1 2 · 1 0

Ahhh, never mind the tortoises though, I could do with
a pair myself!
I can't help but wonder how long it takes for you to conjure
up one of your fantastic questions! I think they're great.
You make me smile.
Minxy.x.

2007-07-20 03:34:45 · answer #7 · answered by Minxy 5 · 0 0

Maybe you could buy it a mini sized skate board instead.

2007-07-23 09:53:03 · answer #8 · answered by Soup Dragon 6 · 0 0

Ha Ha

2007-07-21 05:31:46 · answer #9 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0 0

becuz humans are smart enough to know that tortoises dont know how to roller skate

2007-07-20 01:13:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

if tortoises, who live longer than almost every other animal, were meant to get around quickly, then they would

don't mess with success

2007-07-20 01:18:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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