2007-07-19 23:50:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I would simply slowly the close the door and then contemplate about all the LSD I had taken in the 70's. Acid flash-backs are a very useful tool for dealing with the world today.
2007-07-20 00:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, who rang my door, anyway?
I guess the person ran away. Maybe s/he left them in a cage?
First I'd listen for kids' laughing, as if it's a joke, but I'd quickly have to contain the colony of guinea pigs.
Because, if the guinea pigs are loose, then they won't be standing there, sniffing cutely; they'll be running away, like any pack of rodents; it would be hard to contain them.
I'd get a box and try to round them up.
Then I'd bring them to a school or somewhere that kids could take them home from. Maybe I'd buy some cages and baby bottles and stuff to encourage the kids to be good to them.
They're too delicate to be in the wild, and I'm horribly allergic to them, too bad. I wish I could keep a couple....
But, honey, they really wouldn't be sniffing cutely at me; they're pretty scared of strange places and people.
Now if there were a sounder of real pigs, that'd be different; I've been wanting a pig for a long time; they have very little hair, so maybe I wouldn't be allergic, and they're very smart, so I'd build a place in the yard for them and love them a lot.
Shucks, this makes me want to go out and buy a couple of baby pigs, but I'll bet I get reported for having them. Dang nab people! 'Makes me want to cry.
I have turtles, but I want a real pet, sorry turts.... They're real and nice and they even communicate, but it's hard to hug them, and I'd hug my baby pigs.
I feel sad.
Good night.
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2007-07-20 07:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I really dislike cruelty against animals, so i`ll try to find someone who love Guinea Pigs and give them to him/her.
2007-07-20 07:04:50 · answer #3 · answered by Simon.©™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I let all the rabbits out of their hutches and watch the Rodent Rumble Royale.
2007-07-20 06:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by *~*~*poof*~*~* 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Build them a pen out back, because I could only eat one or two a day.
2007-07-20 06:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
They rip each major vein and artery out of my body as I scream and try in vain to escape.
2007-07-20 06:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I squeal like a pig.
2007-07-20 06:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by Evey 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call my Neighbor,Bilbo, and let him know his shipment arrived and as usual UPS got the wrong address!>=)
2007-07-20 06:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I turn around, go back to my room, close the door, climb back in bed and hope when I wake up again they are gone.
2007-07-20 06:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by welcome to my world 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You've ate the wrong mushrooms mate.
2007-07-20 06:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Brockley 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋