They used to be everywhere and now I never see one anymore. What's going on?
2007-07-19 22:57:33 · 28 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's all this rain, their coats are fading and their horns are dissolving in the wet weather. Have you noticed a corresponding increase in lilac ponies?
2007-07-19 23:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Christina K 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In the Kingdom of Pythons we have been having a Purple Unicorn safari to reduce their number. I know, I know, they are cute to look at.
But if you have ever been face to face with an enraged Purple Unicorn, strung out on Monotoxian Drimutical pellets, pointing a long-range stratifactor discomboobel phaser cannon at you, you would see things differently.
Trust me on this one.
2007-07-20 01:58:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not seen many since my university days when they often used to arrive late at parties, along with a variety of other strange creatures.
There are few young people in my hamlet so I attribute the local decline in purple unicorns to the absence of maidens for whom they have a penchant.
2007-07-19 23:19:32 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The purple ones are still quite common around here, but I can't remember last time I saw a green one. I blame global warming.
2007-07-19 23:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, no problem here in Crayford. They are thriving and, I am sorry to say becoming a bit of a nuisance. I know the RSPCA would not agree but I think a cull would be in order.
2007-07-19 23:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by Spiny Norman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they've all drowned. It is like a monsoon outside! Glad I bought a little boat, I'll take you for a cruise if you like - down the High street!
2007-07-19 23:04:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have one living at the bottom of the garden. Come visit some time and meet him!
2007-07-19 23:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Skippy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are mutating into green penguins, and oh boy, those guys are absolutely everywhere.Unicorns are an ancient symbol for virginity, but penguins signify MacGyver re-runs, did you know that?
2007-07-19 23:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Tahini Classic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
their disappearance might have something to do with the dragons moving in, they have ...oh, how can I put this a rather fiery relationship...fierce competition also came by way of the pink elephants...you know how how they are all dominant and like to take over...
:-)
2007-07-19 23:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be one of the unlucky ones!
We have a heard of them living out the back of our house!
Trying to milk them is difficult tho until they learn to trust you!
2007-07-19 23:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋