2007-07-19 22:51:22 · 18 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you can see I don't use spellcheck, can't you.
2007-07-19 22:51:38 · update #1
When I had to make an announcement over the PA at work not long after having a fiendishly hot chilli....
2007-07-19 23:06:10 · answer #1 · answered by hotspur1970 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Where I used to work, I used to have to use the lifts a lot to get around the store quickly. One day I got in the lift from the lower ground floor to go all the way up to the 3rd floor, and thought that as it was 8am I would be quite safe to do a little fart! To my horror, the lift stopped at the next floor and 3 other members of staff walked in and wanted to go to the 3rd floor too! I was so embarrassed!
2007-07-19 23:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a restaurant with a couple of friends when I felt the mountain moving. I figured I could slip it out quietly and kill the smell with a cigarette lighter. Well the resulting fireball went unobserved by my friends but they were a bit perplexed when an old lady from the next table leant over and started slapping me on the back and just crying with laughter.
2007-07-20 01:02:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the middle of a school assembly a few years ago,it was an awards ceremony and i won for 'best behaviour at lunchtime'.I was suffering from severe wind that morning and as my name was announced i let out the hugest fart ever! Then i had the walk of shame to collect my award!
2007-07-19 22:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by Irish Princess 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok well I was in the third grade and I really liked this guy that all the other girls liked and I could tell that he was really into me and for sum reason we were putting our shoes back on and thats when I farted and I blamed it on someone else and I got away with it. But l8R I told him it was me and he laughed in my face and we never spoke again.
He was a loser!!!!!!
2007-07-19 23:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i am attending to a patient. All the bending and movement seems to get the wind moving too. When it happens I usually say "what was that" ....and then look away. Another time i did one in the sluice room and a carer came in and complained that the bin stank...the stench was me not the bin *LOL*
2007-07-19 22:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by laplandfan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i did a fart in a meeting one time i thought it would be a silent one but it was like a rip in the bottom of your pants thing..i kinda passed it off as hey some one put a whoopie cushion under my seat or something..it got a lot of laughs and the meeting continued
2007-07-19 22:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by prince charming 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the beach on 4th of July. I ruined the fireworks for everyone. I was 12 at the time.
2007-07-19 22:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I let one rip in front of my class, whilst pushing my chair back to get up, as soon as I noticed it wasn't going to be a quiet one, I made sure to bang around a bit and make some noise to cover it up...whether they noticed or not, I don't know and if they didn't it was one of those occasions where I was glad that they WEREN'T paying attention to me...
:-)
2007-07-20 00:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
about a week after i started going out with my fiance i lifted her up in the kitchen and farted, it was the first time i farted in front of her.
2007-07-19 22:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by jonny b 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋