Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on March 12th.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was around January 12th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
So, you were gone until you returned?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington at St. Mary's Hospital?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 5:30 P.M.
Q: And Mr. Huntington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, you idiot, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was performing an autopsy on him!
2007-07-19 22:23:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Knownowt - Believe it or not a solicitor friend sent them to me...lol
2007-07-19 22:41:05 · update #1
Classics,reminds me of the insurance claim. "i pulled out of my drive and drove into a bus, the bus was five minutes early"
2007-07-19 22:29:35 · answer #1 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Yahoo Answers!!
2016-05-18 01:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And these people get paid hundreds of pounds an hour to say this stuff.....where did you get the info from...show as I would like to see more...like these sort of things.
2007-07-19 22:28:46 · answer #3 · answered by Knownow't 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just proves, that you don,t need a Brain to practice Law.
2007-07-19 22:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Paul T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a cricket ball hit him on the eye, a big bruise and swelling appeared. where did the ball hit you said the other man
2007-07-19 22:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i might have a warped sence of humor, but i thought these were pretty funny ! might be cause its only 4:30 am. any way i liked them.
2007-07-19 22:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are really funny. I enjoyed them. lol. Gonna star u!
2007-07-19 22:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about 'heads I win, tails you lose'
2007-07-19 22:27:23 · answer #8 · answered by powder 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-07-19 22:38:48 · answer #9 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah u proved it
2007-07-19 22:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by Hedkandi 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋