glass eyes, false teeth, prosthetic limbs..... they all count for this one..
2007-07-19 22:17:01 · 11 answers · asked by zoeksalamander 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My grandfather had a prosthetic arm with a hook. After he died, somehow it became a Christmas ritual. It gets passed around to whomever with a note "Beware of Christmas past". So far I've only laughed my butt off, I hadn't been a lucky recipient yet!
2007-07-19 22:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not my story, but I think it's cute. It was something a nurse wrote about one of her patients.
"I had this little, old lady for a patient who had one of her legs missing, so she had a prosthetic. We had just gotten done with her shower, and had her dressed and in her wheelchair with her leg on. When we were going down the hall, her leg got stuck behind the chair making it look like her leg was actually bent ALL the way back under the chair.
A maintenance man saw this, and started screaming, frantically, that her leg was breaking. Her reaction, being the funny person that she was, was to start screaming too, 'Oh my God! You tore my leg off!'"
2007-07-19 22:39:31 · answer #2 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's not disgusting but one Christmas I gave my brother a false arm. It had an envelope taped to its hand. On the front of the envelope it had ..."This gift cost me an arm and a leg ....... but I got the arm back!"
He liked the joke and appreciated the sentiment and threw the envelope away unopened. I went round a couple of hours later and asked how he liked his pressie. He told me it was inkeeping with my sense of humour but out of step with my usual generosity .... "What? Thirty quid's not enough for you?"
He hadn't realised that there was a cheque in the envelope. Stupid lad. I may dislike most things about Christmas but I come into my own with gifts. He dove for the bin and for the next fifteen minutes was elbow deep in leftover Christmas dinner.
2007-07-19 22:28:05 · answer #3 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Had a friend with a glass eye who would pop it out and scare the shoot out of people. I had another friend who was a clean-up and shaver guy in a surgery center. He ordered a deli sandwich one day, one person picked up everyone's food and brought it back. When Shawn got his sandwich, he opened it, but it was a human forearm instead.
Aprylx, that's freakin hot!
2007-07-19 22:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by E. Coli 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...not proud of it, but i humped a prosthetic leg like a dog.
at least i did it to make my girlfriend at the time laugh... if that somehow makes it better
2007-07-19 22:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i once in a school corridor bit up some polos and got a lad to pretend hit me in the face then spat all the polos over the yr 7's
2007-07-19 22:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw someones glass eye pop out when he was bowling
gutter ball.
2007-07-19 22:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by watercolour 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We put a lot of dildos in a teacher's locker, many years' back.
2007-07-19 22:20:38 · answer #8 · answered by George The Fat Pink Gay Hippo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
uhm. my friend put her flesh colored dildo inbetween my boobs when i was sleeping at her house with 2 other girls.
2007-07-19 22:24:03 · answer #9 · answered by aprylx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never have
2007-07-19 22:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋