George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
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2007-07-19 15:53:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Thats what I'm talkin' about! Thanks for the fun!
2007-07-20 05:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-07-20 02:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The sad part is that I would not be surprised if this actually happened...
I guess Stanley ended up at an undisclosed location... possibly Gitmo?
2007-07-19 16:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 5⤊ 3⤋
What happened to Sanley and Steve??
2007-07-19 18:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
That's good. I bet Stanley's at Gitmo...
2007-07-20 07:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
love it, If I find an answer, I'm waiting 'til January 21, 2009, just in case..
2007-07-20 04:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by for Da Ben Dan--Dennyhill 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Stanley has been "volunteered" for medical experiments and organ donations.
Rose P.
2007-07-19 16:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by rose p 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
>>golf clap<<
Clever, Sir. Very clever.
2007-07-19 17:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by Rock E. Horror 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
OMGosh I am SOoo sharing this joke, that was too cute!!! ^_^ u have been starred!!!
2007-07-19 19:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by Am 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yawnnnn........., uh I wonder is this Canadian sending some kind of cryptic stuff down here about not just a silly human being gwb but sticking the finger at our great country hmmmmmmmm??
2007-07-19 18:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by boutgivup 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
OMG THAT's AWESOME!!!! Love it!!
Leave it to a Canadian to come up with a joke that funny!!
2007-07-19 16:05:29 · answer #11 · answered by DEATH 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋