2007-07-19 15:30:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The better question is....why the hell did Little Jack Horner stick his thumb in a pie.....and it made him such a good boy? This has puzzled me since I was a kid.
2007-07-19 15:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did Little Jack Horner sit in a corner???
To eat his christmas pie!
2007-07-19 18:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rob J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you'd never ask!!! The reason is really quite simple...
Little Jack Horner, Sat in a corner,
Hoping the day would pass.
He sat with his thumb,
Stuck way up his bum,
So his lass would not smell his @$$ gas!!!
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and now you know!
(***taking bow after original poetry reading***)
2007-07-19 17:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless him he replaced into being punished ... his mom made him sit down interior the nook for attempting to peek up the skirts of his instructor..the previous biddy gave him his pie and he had to consume it.. interior the nook..with a dunce hat on.. yet i comprehend it replaced into solid besides...
2017-01-21 10:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because hes greedy and wants the pie for himself
2007-07-19 15:33:02 · answer #5 · answered by Punk Rock Dynasty 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cause mr horner was a bit horny
2007-07-19 15:34:41 · answer #6 · answered by Tom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he was greedy and wanted his christmas pie all to himself.
2007-07-19 15:36:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he wanted to play with himself
nasty little jack
2007-07-19 15:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by littleheadcat 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cause he apparently didn't want to share his plum pie.
2007-07-19 15:32:45 · answer #9 · answered by kagnomi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So he could eat some one's pie!
2007-07-19 15:33:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋