PrncssPurple’s minivan gently banked through the YahooSphere, softly hitting turbulence, the occasional star, and piles of empty beer cans left by that Rodent of Omnipotence, the Yamster.
“Who knew he was such a f*cked-up lush?” said Shizz, as the Yamster drunkenly floated ahead of them, sucking down the remnants of an Olde English 800. “It’s pathetic watching him.”
“Shhh,” warned Shazz, her pink fuzzy ears straightening in alarm, “I think he heard you!”
Without saying a word, the Yamster turned and produced a shotgun, which he then emptied, round after round, into the hapless minivan.
“Ruh-roh!” cried Scooby-Doo, ducking behind The Grit Twins. The next round shattered the windshield.
“Alec, sweetums!” cried SallySunshine, shaking the Dalek awake, “the Yamster is trying to kill us! Exterminate! Exterminate!”
Alec the Dalek blearily rose from the back seat, and saw the Yamster shooting away what was left of the minivan. “Am I the only avatar packing heat?” he asked.
2007-07-19 13:31:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Upon seeing that he was, the silver Dalek locked his laser-cannon and fried the Yamster instantly. The P & Sers cheered as the fluffy, drunken rodent blew up into fine granules.
“Now let’s get going before he regenerates,” said the Grit Twins. “He won’t be as schnockered, or as patient next time.”
“You were wonderful,” cooed SallySunshine, running her delicate fingers across Alec the Dalek’s numerous orbs and appendages. “Let me show you how much I appreciate you saving our lives.” She leaned against the Dalek’s hard exterior, gently easing the straps of her tank-top down from her shoulders……
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An hour later, Alec and SallySunshine lay happily exhausted in each other’s arms, smothered in mango chutney and a sweet-smelling sweat.
“GAWD damn!,” said IcuNurse, opening a window, “couldn’t you two do that somewhere else? You’re still in an overcrowded van floating through the YahooSphere!”
“Where’s my bra? I think FoodDude’s sitting on it?”
2007-07-19 13:31:44 · update #1
“This chutney’s great,” said FoodDude, nibbling on a piece stuck to the ceiling of the van, “only now I think I’m pregnant.”
“I think we’re ALL pregnant, after that Close Encounter,” muttered Mikisew Awasis, lowering a chutney-spattered umbrella.
Suddenly the minivan began to lurch, and spiral out of the YahooSphere. Klingon-Elvis turned a sickly green color, and hurled out the window on top of some hapless residents of Homework Help.
“The Yamster must’ve hit our fuel line at some point,” grumbled PrncessPurple, struggling with the steering wheel, “we’re going straight down!!”
“This is my only line in this whole stupid chapter,” announced MustardSeed.
But before anyone else could speak, the minivan rolled like a sausage out of someone’s pants, the P&Sers screaming hysterically, as the mysterious figure in a hat and sunglasses watched from below, softly chuckling……..
END?
2007-07-19 13:32:10 · update #2
I can honestly say that is on my short list of outstanding Q&A website science-fiction avatar-based fan fiction I have ever seen. It is like a cross between William Faulkner and Mel Brooks in his glorious, post-Spaceballs heyday. If this doesn't outsell Harry Potter, there is no justice in this or any other world.
2007-07-19 13:41:12 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 16⤊ 1⤋
Ahh, but Alec, a LifeTime Channel TV movie (probably starring Annie Potts and Dana Delaney) would turn out to be the pilot for a whole new TV series on the FOX network, one that will run for at least 22 seasons! Then of course there would be around 6 spin-off series, and a couple of big screen academy award winners! You are making entertainment history with the Buk Wars!!
2016-04-01 02:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My only question, is this "mango chutney" a desirable dipping sauce for my taquito's? I mean, it is literally everywhere. And how's about next time, letting some off us exit the vehicle. I mean, come on!!! I don't think I'll ever be able to get all this chutney from my royal robes. It's already got enough secret agent goo on it...
Sheer briiliance never the less... Who knew my possible illegitimate father was so devious?
2007-07-19 17:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Damn that stub fingered sausage grabber! I'll fix 'em-
(jettisons thousands of raisins and prunes from the minivan's airlock)
Uh oh, I guess he finally sorted that whole thing out...better step on it before he sucks us into the Dull Side...
Activate the polysyllabic cloaking device and prepare for the jump to hyper-verbosity!!!
2007-07-19 17:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That cannot be the end!! I am going to sue yamster in the royal court for the damage done to my vehicle! Besides, how are we all going to support our little ones on the way? I say they buy us a new van!!
2007-07-19 14:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
And the award for outstanding writer in a science fiction comedic drama series goes to....ALEC DA DALEC!!
I'm in awe. But this cannot remain a trilogy, there are many more battles ahead.
2007-07-19 14:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Loved it Darling!! Its only getting better! But,sweetums...we only spend an HOUR making crazy mango chutneyed love??? This girl needs more quality time than that,even if Wombat IS watching us the whole time! LOL I love ya Dalek! You are as crazy as me,but a whole hell of a lot more creative! Chapter 4 Please!!
2007-07-19 13:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Damn the Yamster and full speed ahead...
2007-07-20 02:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you have out done yourself on this one..... Can you smell the Pulitzer all ready? I can....You can really spin a good tale..... I am in awe, of your many talents there Dalek!!! May I please call you Alec?
2007-07-20 10:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by Rowan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Breathtaking!,Sublime,!,Epic! Truly the greatest American director since Kubrick!
2007-07-19 14:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋