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Question

God?A man was praying to god.

He said, "God ?"

God responded, "Yes?"

And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "A million years to me is only a second."

The man wondered.

Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."

So the man said, "God can I have a penny ?"

And God cheerfully said,

"Sure!.......just a second ."

One more--
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son."So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs..

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We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them." The boy's father was speechless. Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are." Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have. Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends! "Life is too short and friends are too few."

So enjoy life....

iqst---old is gold.....

Answer 1

*heard them before !!!!
The first one was posted by ''Pinkflr'' in the jokes category a few days ago !!!!

Answer 2

The comedian tale became attractive however the story became relatively spectacular !! thank you for sharing. We leave our close to & expensive ones and stay far away for money... we've not got time to talk to our mom-Dad, acceptable of the pals... in simple terms because of the fact we've some pastime or company sucking our time & power... for money... There are people waiting to hug us... yet we choose for people who will supply us greater valuable potentialities... for money... Is it nicely worth it??? i ask your self no count if we are in a position to ever purchase the real treasures with our money !!! nicely, it is jokes area yet I in simple terms have been given over excited... Have a severe high quality day !!

Answer 3

Crowd cheering, hands clapping, shrill whistles and confetti sprinkling , a standing ovation. You curtsey

Answer 4

They're old but funny! I liked the first one though about the God who said one second! LOL!

Answer 5

We should live our life to the fullest and help others along the way. And we should be thankful always.

Answer 6

appreciate the farmers of our country whose hard work makes ur life comfortable,its high time we did something for them evry drop counts

Answer 7

The lst one was cool baby.. but i already read the 2nd one ....2yrs bk..still in my yahoo inbox.

Anyway thankz gal.

Answer 8

The God joke was awesome. I'm gonna tell all my classmates this one.

The additional details one was great too. Thanks alot!

Answer 9

Nice story! It was very funny.

Answer 10

The man wondered.

lock# lick# live#

Answer 11

amazing jokes...
and the second one makes me aware of perspective.....we can do anything from our perspective!!!
and if we will become satisfied with what we have......then i cannot imagine how happy we all will