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I like to giggle like I am insane... that usually clears the bathroom out pretty fast...

2007-07-19 11:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Fred Phaggins 6 · 5 1

Well theres the classic, take a hersey bar and rub it all over ur hand, then stick ur hand under the stall and ask for toilet paper, or to borrow their cell phone.
Or you could scream, OWWWW IT BURNS WEEEWWWW THAT WAS A DOOKER, and make ploppng sounds. Or you could always try and make smaal talk with them, like hows the weather? u come here often?

2007-07-19 19:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I like to grunt and groan. Exclaim that your feces better come out to swim. Grab (basically pounding) the stall walls, then when the other person flushes (if they do at all), go out and wash your hands while they are still in there, (if they are still in there)

2007-07-19 18:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

My friend has a chicken clucking sound on his phone, he usually let's the chicken out while he's in a stall. He did it at work and someone poked their head into the mens room door and said, "Pollo?" LOL!

2007-07-19 18:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 1 1

you can grunt,fart,talk to yourself, try walking in there stall, crawl into there stall and tell them you thought it someone accidentally locked it, talk to them acting like you thought they were your friend in there, ask them for toliet paper, or ask them out on a date.

2007-07-19 18:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by blah 2 · 1 0

throw used toilet paper at them over the stall

2007-07-19 18:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

talk on your cell phone about how that bathroom really stinks

2007-07-19 18:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 2 1

Drop a stink bomb and say God I knew I should have not eaten that!

2007-07-19 18:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by Crystal 4 · 2 1

groan really loudly and gasp and keep reapeating things like "whoa! thats a big one!!" or "wow so slimy"

2007-07-19 18:52:07 · answer #9 · answered by POPSICLES 4 · 4 1

verbally coax your poo to come out lovingly calling it pet names

2007-07-19 18:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by nicklemouse 3 · 2 1

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