2007-07-19 10:16:13 · 11 answers · asked by Exceedingly Happy Gopher » 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Attack anyone from Monty Python.
They'll shoot you in self defense.
2007-07-19 10:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by JC 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You should never ever stab yourself repeatedly with a Pointed Stick. You should not run with one held in front of your eyes either. :-)
2007-07-19 17:19:18 · answer #2 · answered by Jungleroy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never go ATM (@ss to mouth) with a pointed stick, always mouth to @ss--it is the hygienic thing to do...
2007-07-19 17:22:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wipe your backside after excreting solid waste!
2007-07-19 17:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Space Alien Frerp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wave it in the face of someone bigger than you and has a bad attitude.
2007-07-19 17:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poke a gopher
2007-07-19 17:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick it up your ***.
2007-07-19 17:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by Pásame la Sal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
touch anything with nerve endings?
2007-07-19 17:36:58 · answer #8 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insert it into any random orifice.
2007-07-19 17:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it won't clean your ears very well.....
2007-07-19 17:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Deleted 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋