My answers today have been really sub par and my questions have been downright unfunny. How can I break this slump. I have tried alcohol, pills, pills mixed with alcohol and a number of other drug/ alcohol combinations and nothing seems to be working! Where has the funny gone?
2007-07-19 09:27:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
All the humor you seek can be found in the guiding power of The Lord and his infinite wisdom. May His will be done...
You could also go with some animal torture jokes. The topic's is hot with the Michael Vick scandal. Really, who isn't amused at the thought electrocuting a dog that's too big of a wuss to put up a good fight?
2007-07-19 17:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by shrapnel chimp 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steroids, you moron, barry bonds isnt smoking crack, so smoking crack wont help you, anabolic is the way to go, just dont strangle your wife with a t.v. cable line, and stay away from the weight bench, and ignore hemmoroid bomb
2007-07-19 17:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by psycho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go buy some prune juice and a LOT of it..then go take a dump at the front steps of work..you will have hilarious stories for tomorrow!
2007-07-19 16:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by white gravy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try injecting the alcohol right into the vaine..
and if you miss, well then no big loss for us.
2007-07-19 16:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What did barry bonds do. I saw where he said he was an embarassment but it didn't really say what it was that he did.
2007-07-19 16:30:23 · answer #5 · answered by Muffin 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Did you try urinating? Maybe your socks are on wrong?
2007-07-19 16:29:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have faith he hit one today in Chicago
2007-07-19 16:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by Margaritavillian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm...could it be you were never funny to begin with?
2007-07-19 16:37:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋