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I was caught floating in the air. The nature patrol cop asked me if I thought the law of gravity didn't apply to me. He made me come down and wrote me a warning.

2007-07-19 07:48:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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So do you think you are above the law?

2007-07-19 08:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

The Officer has the best to pull you over if he has reason to suspect breach of regulation. He does no longer could have data of breach of regulation. in many situations sufficient, throughout the time of the wee hours of the morning, an Officer will habit site visitors stops on youthful drivers to make certain they at the instant are not intoxicated. the incontrovertible fact which you're out that previous due is a trademark which you will have been as much as a minimum of something related to alcohol or drug use (or different occasion-ish form issues), and is reason sufficient to renounce you to make certain your point or loss of intoxication. oftentimes, checking your license and registration is a manner of having a speedy communique with you, wherein they'd make certain (in the event that they have good experience on the job) no remember in case you're impaired or no longer. working your counsel additionally will enable the Officer to make certain no remember in case you have any warrants or historic previous of transporting drugs or wearing weapons. If that counsel looks on your historic previous then don't be shocked in case you're stated that your motor vehicle is approximately to be searched, which they do have the best to do if so because of the suited reason or suspicion. As for reporting and complaining, in case you experience the Officer violated your rights in some way, an option for you is to touch your section's Ombudsman (or equivalent via another call based the place you reside). yet your description of what got here approximately leads me to have faith which you will no longer have a variety of of a case. best of luck.

2016-11-09 22:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was no nature patrol cop - it was Dudley Do-Right of the Canadian Mounties. If he understood anything about nature's laws he'd never be fooled by Snidely Whiplash disguised as Nell. He might also realize that Nell was infatuated with his horse.

2007-07-19 09:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 0

Hey, uh... Charles, say how about sharing some of that with me? I think I'd like to test the boundries of nature as well.

2007-07-19 07:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by jpnkc74 4 · 0 0

Nature cops can be a real pain in uranus when your floating on cloud nine. They are real lunar'tics. Sun's of bit.ches. Oh well....to each ozone.

2007-07-20 05:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1 0

They can only be broken by governmental intervention, like welfare violates survival of the fittest.
You must be on the payroll.

2007-07-19 09:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you're a walking violation of the laws of nature, unfortunately we don't enforce those laws.

2007-07-19 07:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by Bye Bye 5 · 0 0

Is that you Criss Angel?

lol

2007-07-19 08:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 0 0

i broke a mirror and i am supposed to get 7 years of bad luck...but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5...

2007-07-19 07:55:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Well, as for me, I am allergic to gravity, its in my medical records.....lol.....no, seriously

2007-07-19 07:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by >♥Cat♥< 4 · 0 0

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