After exhaustive research which I did about 3 minutes ago I've come to an astounding conclusion that most gay people in the world live by a rather large body of water. A sea, an ocean, a raging river, an idle lake or even a lazy pond. Discuss.
My second question is: I'm attracted to the Coast Guard, what shall I do?
2007-07-19 05:09:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
I live by a small lake which isn't too far from the Atlantic Ocean.
Honey, join the Coast Guard. They have cute uniforms and I've heard they have oatmeal for brekkie every morning.
2007-07-19 05:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by FTW 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I live in Virginia Beach, the most populated city in VA, big beach city in Southeastern VA.
It's right next to Norfolk (World's largest naval base). So, water, lots of it.
Buuut, more people live near areas with water, espcially the east and west coast anyway, so it would make sense more gay people would be there anyway.
2007-07-19 14:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by The Smile Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live by a small lake, not too far from the sea.
For the coast guard, get him interested in your remarkable collection of Italian sea cucumbers.
2007-07-19 12:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gaymes Last Orchestra 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not me I'm in the Midwest, corn country. I love eating a hot bowl of grits it's better than boiled oats.
Take a Yacht out and smash your engine, call the coast guard for help. When they come make sure you have on your favorite Red jock strap.
2007-07-19 12:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by TRACER ™ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
99% of the world live near water like a lake or river. Without water we would die. Your statement makes little scensc.
2007-07-19 12:41:35 · answer #5 · answered by QforU For Da Ben Dan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live by one of america's most famous rivers The Hudson River. But are attractions seem to be different as I like me some nice hot firemen.
2007-07-19 12:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I live in the Desert Southwest. It's 113 today, in fact. Of course, every rule has its exceptions.
As a good Catholic, the Coast Guard is ideal for you, isn't it? Especially on Fridays. Being not "meat" but "seafood" and all, that is.
2007-07-19 12:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awwww, man, I knew I wasn't normal. I live in a small valley nestled in the mountains. I get water out of a well. Cripes, I must be the worst homosexual alive!
The WHOLE Coast Guard? You tramp!
That's it, I'm going to take my frustrations out on a box of fudgesicles.
2007-07-19 12:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I live in Louisville which is on the Ohio River, and it has the nation's only inland US Coast Guard station.
2007-07-19 12:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by χριστοφορος ▽ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
We all live in a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine, a Yellow Submarine.
Being In NYC I guess I have water all around.
To your 2nd question - memorize the words to "In the Navy".
I'd say why not sign up but you might not be able to control yourself with all those able bodies around.
2007-07-19 12:14:55 · answer #10 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋