Where is that rasor toothed beaver face anyway?
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Green grinner
From Stinky river
From under the bridge
He’s quite a sinner
A magical beast
With the toothiest grin
Don’t look in his speedo
There’s nothing to see
He was smited And he rose
Reincarnated as a horse
Picking his potato nose
Watch him now he’ll strike a pose
What a green toothed little bugger
Always starting up the trouble
Christian forums, mental health
He tells all to kiss his bass.
Ooooo-cha... Baracuda!
2007-07-19 03:50:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Finalising the ode to Green grinner
Green grinner was only forty three he didn't wanna die
Now he's gone to make sarky comments
in that Y/A in the sky
Where the contacts are all angels
and the Y!Police are banned
And a green toothed trolls life is full of fun
In that lairy contrary land
But a womans needs are many fold
and Pen she married Stooge
But strange things happened on their wedding night
as they lay in their luge
Is that the wind a rustling
or the skids on this here sled
or grinners bogey covered wheelchair
running repeatedly over his head
They won't forget Green grinner
And he talked a lot of baloney in his vest
2007-07-19 07:45:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Continuation of Ode to Penny and Others Who Shall Not Remain Nameless
Well if the real thing don't do the trick (no?)
You'd better think of something quick
You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick
Now won'tcha?
Ooooooo Bara-bara-bara cuuuuda
The lures are out there
For any dumb bass to strike
Shiny, tempting, oh so alluring
Hey fishy boy says the spoon, you like?
Poor hungry thing just sucks it in
Now wriggling like a fish on dry land
Struggling to avoid any helping hand
Sinks like a stone that's been thrown in the ocean
His logic is gone as he drinks his own potion
Poison air ain't so smart
Dead before he starts
Be still my bleedin' heart.
2007-07-19 05:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
We should have a wake for Pennfold under the bridge. I've got a six-pack and a tube of glue.
2007-07-19 07:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well I expected you to say "red teeth"!!
Oh..... Unless your skin and blood are green in colour!!
He would have loved to feast on them!!!
Anyway... Don't worry. He would soon be here.
Just wait and let him finish with the meal at hand, He will come for you!!!
Am i in trouble now??
*Turned tail*
2007-07-19 06:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Freeman 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am starting to get that creepy feeling Penfold deletes himself in order to get all that attention that little green stumper.
2007-07-19 08:49:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
consume my shorts stated the walrus to the king stated the king to the walrus you're actually not donning any yet for a penny i will lend you mine Soaked in brine only the form you like them
2016-10-22 01:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by quintero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i drop on poem not in toilet
what tm means after names
magic man jump on dreamboat annie
pull out in time to spit juice on poem
2007-07-19 06:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
*hides from the trouty speedo*
2007-07-19 05:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
This is a funny poem ; thanks i needed a good laugh,
2007-07-19 08:58:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋