2007-07-19 03:04:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First, you must don the traditional horned helm of Thor!!!
Then, as customary to the old ways ... You must partake of six-fold tankards of grog. And then six-fold tankards of mead. Followed by six-fold tankards of ale.
When you awaken five hours later ... you must best the strongest warrior in the village using only a hammer or perhaps a hock of mutton.
Then, you will celebrate the Festival of Wenches. Followed by the Festival of Gorging, followed by six more Festivals of Wenches.
Assuming you survive the Wenching, you must then do battle with the Midgard Serpent, which won't be easy; after all, you did drink 18 tankards of liquid ...
2007-07-19 16:17:40 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today is National Flitch Day:
More Info on Flitch Day
An old custom from yesteryear developed into the holiday of Flitch Day. Bacon was given to any married couple who could prove they had lived in harmony and fidelity for one year. Very few "took home the bacon".
Tomorrow is National lollipop day:
http://www.candyusa.org/Classroom/calendar.asp
2007-07-19 10:16:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm NOT, dammit. I'm mad at him. I haven't seen a drop of rain since May... no thunder... no lightning... hardly even a cloud, and frankly I'm feeling a bit neglected. Southwestern monsoon season, my a.s.s. So I've stopped taking his phone calls and I'm not returning his emails, and I'm grudgingly waiting for him to notice my absence. Problem is, the louder the God, the longer it takes Him to realize someone's giving him the silent treatment.
2007-07-19 15:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm keeping a low profile. Thunder scares me.
2007-07-19 21:29:30 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
watching Adventures In Babysitting
2007-07-19 10:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a raging storm brewing in the depths of my bowells which I will suitably unleash on my family at evensong.
2007-07-19 10:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
By not being thor about the weather
2007-07-19 14:58:43 · answer #7 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm having a cup of coffee.
2007-07-19 10:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋