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Use, anti-cling spray, like static guard.

2007-07-19 01:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by Unknown_Usr 4 · 0 0

Oh that is the pits. You might be plum out of luck. Maybe a leech will eat the peach. Bloody hell. Fruc it, your tose'st. Man go to the doctors right away!

2007-07-19 09:32:46 · answer #2 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0 0

Get out your can of WD40, close your eyes and spray your face, works every time,,then get your roll of duct tape to put the peaches on, roll them up and dispose of them,,,,and after this look for the words ELBERTA on the can of peaches, no more problems,,,,

2007-07-19 10:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0 0

Ach! Ye canna wipe cling peaches off. They hafta be chewed off!

2007-07-19 13:52:11 · answer #4 · answered by Gigglsprite 3 · 1 0

Add a sprig of mint and some brown sugar and a bit of batter, turn on the broiler... lay down and shove your head in until golden brown. Serve with whipped cream

2007-07-19 08:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Metemucil Mama 4 · 0 0

I LOVE peaches, may I come lick them off for you?

2007-07-19 08:43:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Peel them off your face very slowly and carefully. Those little buggers can have a strong grip.

2007-07-19 08:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0 0

well, cling peaches are similar to leeches. I suggest either salting one until it shrivles or pulling them off with all your might!!!!!!!

2007-07-19 08:44:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just let go of your pen*s for a change and beat yourself about the head with a club.

2007-07-19 08:52:01 · answer #9 · answered by bushy 3 · 0 0

Ask Spiderman. He always manages to get that sticky stuff off!

2007-07-19 08:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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