2007-07-19 01:38:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Who told you that lie? My room-mate and I like it a lot. And we know you do too. I like to walk across it in my bare feet wearing my little skirt. I guess by now you know I have my waxing done every Thursday. So on Fridays I can't wear panties.
I can see you down there. But please, after you finish looking at me, could you please clean off your side of the skylight? It looks kind of wet and nasty.
2007-07-19 03:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck, please sit down. Yes, right there on the couch.
Comfortable? Just relax. There, that's better isn't it?
Now, there is something I have to talk to you about. Hmm? Yes, well, it is serious. Chuck, have you been losing your car keys lately? Have you been driving home and had to think twice about where you live? I thought so.
I know this may be difficult for you to hear, but I have to tell you. Understand that this is from a friend. Ok?
How do I put this? ....Chuck, you have posted this quesion at least four times. That's right. I'm not upset. Nor am I blaming you for a lack of creativity. Lord knows that's not the case.
I think you just may have forgotten. Tut, tut, don't worry. It can happen to all of us.
Since this was a short session, I'll only bill you $250.00
2007-07-19 02:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if they are complaining about
#the glare at night.. you could put a screen on it..
#the sudden impact of seeing you naked in your kitchen... see above suggestion..
# the fact that it is located in the middle of their bedroom... negotiate a settlement.
# they just don't like NIMBY. ("not in my back yard" syndrome). .. send them some chocolates.
# that you are in breach of your owner's plan/title agreement. Offer cash settlement.
# that you are renting and it is their roof: ~ run away.
# that the job has been done badly ~ fix it up you slacko.
# that the builder sent them the bill ~ say "what skylight, Bob?"
2007-07-19 01:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Charge admission, and bill your upstairs neighbor's livingroom as reality entertainment. Give them a cut of the proceeds and tell them to shut the hell up.
Also, you may want to consider closing your bathrobe.
2007-07-19 05:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Unknown_Usr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sit back on your recliner, relax, turn the tv volume up. Procede to point and laugh.
2007-07-19 01:41:21 · answer #5 · answered by Ominious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them to be more careful when they walk across their floor.
2007-07-19 01:41:30 · answer #6 · answered by barbwire 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
tell them it would be nice if they would move their bathroom somewhere else! you don't want to look at them like that! it's hardly considerate of them!
2007-07-19 01:41:16 · answer #7 · answered by itsme 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one. Well I have a look see.
2007-07-19 02:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dance! DANCE! D A N C E!!!!
2007-07-19 06:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Gigglsprite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only use it at night
2007-07-19 01:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by l l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋