I want to do a bricklaying course and if I go to prison perversly I can do one for free!
If I'm a law obiding citizen I have to pay!
This is all a bit tounge in cheek.. but I'm sort of curious.
2007-07-19 01:30:07 · 24 answers · asked by Stuart 2006 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
It is unlikely that you would get sent to prison for only one day as you would only serve half of your sentence in any event and by the time the court sent you to 24 hrs if this was done at 2 pm then you would only serve 1/2 a day until 2am - but prisons cannot release anybody after (i think) 8pm. BY the time the courts finished and the sweatbox came for you and took you to jail you would probably not get there until 5.30 or later. Youn would then have to be processed through reception and get fed and would spend another 2 hours sitting in a large room with all the other inmates awaiting processing and by the time you got processed it would just about be time for them to release you. SO you would not get to do your course.
What you need to do is get a longer sentence then you could get to do your bricklaying course as well as numerous other courses and your free gym as well and by the time you came out you would be fit and fully qualified at the taxpayers expense and could then look at doing something far more rewarding.
SO to get a longer sentence long enough to do all the courses why dont you do some really hideous crime - such as having a smoke (i originally put f a g but it got censored?????????? what is the world coming to - fa g is hardly offensive) when you go for a pint?
2007-07-19 01:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As others have already pointed out, if it were a matter of one day, you'd be held in the police station and never get anywhere near a prison, and if you were a serving prisoner you would have to build up a considerable track record before you had the benefit of a course.
I can tell you of someone who managed to get himself incarcerated for a week, for reasons of his own which one could only guess at. He stole something very minor indeed from a grocery store, was duly arrested and refused to give any details to the police. The fingerprints check came back with no trace. At court he was very polite, but firmly declined to give any details of his name, address or date of birth. At the end of a week, the court came to the view that he had already in effect served his sentence for such a minor offence and released him.
2007-07-19 10:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait until you're called to do Jury Service. Make sure you get chosen to be part of the Jury, then turn up for the first day of the trial wearing outrageous clothes, call the Judge "dahling" and make sure you swig from a bottle of gin during the whole time!
It might help if you throw stuff around the place too, otherwise you might just get thrown out.....you need to be done for contempt of court if you can!
2007-07-19 08:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Public Intoxication! Prison for a day, you just might have to do something really serious and do a bit more time than a day!
2007-07-19 08:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by CRAIG C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imitate Paris Hilton in committing the crime that put her in prison.
2007-07-19 08:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know why you haven't done your home work. If you go to college to do a Foundation Construction award followed by a Intermediate Construction Award full time IT'S FREE.
2007-07-19 10:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by derek m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably impossible.
Anytime on remand is taken off the sentance,
You will probably be held in the court cells for most of the day.
2007-07-19 08:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell teh judge hes a C-unt... youll go to jail for contempt...
bricklaying courses are free, but only if youre in jail...
brickie courses are run by the local education authority, and adult learning, and here, where i am in coventry, they are free if youre on benefit...
so dont go to court..go and sign on...
2007-07-19 08:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to be sentanced to do a prison course and your sentance has to be for a certain amount of time usully 6 months or so
just beat someone up or rob someone your get a lil bird for that
2007-07-19 08:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well your not going to be offered a course for one day in prison and if its just one day you would more likely be in the holding cells than prison.
2007-07-19 08:34:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋