CHAPTER 12 HARRY LOSES HIS VIRGINITY."Harry suddenly felt his scar hurting again and something growing larger and larger in his pants. It was like a monster that wanted to lunge at Ginny. Harry became frightened. He thought to himself with his heart beating rapidly "what if Voldemort wants some ppussy"?. He realized Voldemort must be using Occulmancy against him again. It was a particlarly dazing day for Harry who had just discovered Professor McGonagall was a Death Eater after he discovered her having a threesome with Snape and Malfoy who were captured and put into Azkaban. Harry went into the common room and told everything to Ron and Hermione. Ron replied reassuringly "Harry mate, it's nothing to do with Voldemort it happens to us pure-bloods all the time. You just can't see it through my robes because it's too small". Harry replied sharply "I don't even like girls". "Oh my God" screamed Hermione" "He is using 'Erectous Humungous", your dick will explode and you will die!
2007-07-19 01:27:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
JK Rowling will take legal action?
2007-07-19 01:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by louloubelle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some one else with a juvenile sense of humour will post it again in while, claiming to be original.
2007-07-19 01:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Harry confeses no like Ron and Ron says i like you too
2007-07-19 01:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It did explode, but there wasn't much of a bang
2007-07-19 01:33:32 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should definitely take up the writing of book 8 - I am peeing myself laughing!!!!
2007-07-19 01:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear lol very funny clap clap how long did it take to think of that n oh i wer they using protection lol
2007-07-19 01:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by lotti brockie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the elephants poops
2007-07-19 01:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by knk724 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hilarious im pissing myself
2007-07-19 01:38:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋