...funniest joke you've ever heard?
2007-07-18 21:30:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There was a rabbit and a bear sent into this magical fairy land and they come upon a jeanie and he grants them each 3 wishes.
The bear wishes all the bears in the forest were lady bears.
The rabbit wishes he had a helmet.
The bear wishes all the bears in the country were lady bears.
The rabbit wishes he had a motercycle.
The bear wishes all the bears in the world were lady bears.
The rabbit wishes the bear was gay!
2007-07-19 04:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most of the funniest jokes I've heard would be inappropriate to post here. The others are narratives too long to post. There is one person who gives me lots of laughs. Coincidentally, his first initial and mine are identical. Unfortunately, I know less about him than he does about me and I wish I knew more.
2007-07-19 08:19:13 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was watching a show and someone said quit hogging all the (i don't remember what exactly)blank. The other person said well if you'll quit hogging all the ugly........ i thought this was funny. caught me by suprise kinda. too bad i can't think of how it went exactly. what is the funniest one you've heard??
2007-07-19 04:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jenn S 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure...'
2007-07-19 04:35:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
2 cannibals are eating a clown. one looks at the other and says. "hey, does this taste funny to you?"
2007-07-19 04:33:31 · answer #5 · answered by rob b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋