... joke that incorporates the use of puns and is still funny?
2007-07-18 21:29:18 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
notice its a guy who asked this and guys who answered! SICKOS!
2007-07-19 04:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into the pub with a piece of tarmac under his arm, and says to the barman, "Ill have 2 drinks please, 1 for me and 1 for the road!"
lol
2007-07-19 05:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"A true friend is someone who knows you're a good egg, even if you're a little cracked." Source unknown
2007-07-19 13:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"?
It's kind of old
2007-07-19 05:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ehrykkh 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Where can I get hearing aids?
From careless phone sex ...
(Oh dang I just realised you said good joke)
2007-07-19 04:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Quandary 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋