How to get revenge?

Question

I was fired from a research program after working for 6 weeks and only having 3 weeks left because my appointed faculty got rid of me. I only got $2,000 instead of the full $4,000 I would have gotten had I stayed in the program. They fired me because they said I would not have made enough progress on my research however after 3 weeks of working there I fully understood what I did wrong. I believe that the sole reason why I was fired is because they believed I was responsible for urinating on the floor in a bathroom in the lab building. However they were at least 15 males who used the bathroom each day and there was no one who said that they saw or heard me make the mess. What will be a great way I can get revenge on my faculty?

Answer 1

Put corn in their car engines and when the engine gets hot, it will pop all the popcorn just like in that movie 'Dirty Work' by Norm Macdonald about revenge for hire. Go rent that flick.

Answer 2

try urinating in the faculty member's office responsible for firing you....