i have all the qualifying negatives that in crazyland, can get me a contract...here goes:
i'm bony
giant head
the accent....don't forget the accent
lately been a bit spaced out..don't really feel like having much thought processing...kind of a space cadet [with boobs]
what else do you think i need? help build my new persona
so, what do you say, can i go try out for a reality show spokesgirl? can i?
2007-07-18 15:14:07 · 6 answers · asked by la21unica 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
hey david"
1 .Tall - nope...with heels i'm agood 5'7"/8";
2. nice round rear in proportion to weight and hieight...i really don't have a rear, but i give the illusion...pulic opinion is that its the best in town
3. Small feet....5' 1/2; 6 [small enough?]
4. Smooth complexion...nice brown
5. An air of sexuality and high maintence...i'm a scorpio, trust me...
Intelligent relative to everyday logic and issues....i'm too smart...that is why i'm dumming it down in the double to tripple digits...
7.unagressive and soft spoken...very soft spoken, give the impression of being very innocent..
2007-07-18 16:19:38 · update #1
see...somebody gets it...thanks richy boy!!
2007-07-19 02:26:05 · update #2
You do ? What kind of accent do you have ? Maybe you could host Survivor or Ballers on BET or something.
2007-07-18 15:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 .Tall 2. nice round rear in proportion to weight and hieight 3. Small feet. 4. Smooth complexion 5. An air of sexuality and high maintence. Intelligent relative to everyday logic and issues. 6. High self-esteem 7.unagressive and soft spoken. 8. Or just plain " upside "
2007-07-18 15:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by DAVID B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd be great. I can't bare to listen to talk shows though unless they're on Telemundo or Univision. Then it doesn't matter what they're saying because they sound so sexy anyway. You're catch phrase could be "Commo Esta mes hombres!" Insert something cooler than hombres and you'll have it.
When I was on night shift in the past we used to watch Telemundo and Univision. We couldn't understand spanish that much, but it didn't matter really.
2007-07-19 12:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Meng-Tzu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do whatever your heart tells you. If you fail you can announce the nominees on different award shows, so long as your accent is British, or close.
2007-07-18 15:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go for it,but wait,you need a CATCH PHRASE!!!!!
Something unique but senseless.Something"hep",and now.
Something....."Like a June Bug in July"???no,ummm...
how about we ask our friends at P&S for some help!!!!
Whattaya say gang??????????
2007-07-18 16:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Rich B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, you couldn't be any worse than they are!
2007-07-18 15:16:49 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋