my wife has just caught me having sex with one of my (female)garden gnomes and is threatening me with divorce unless i get rid of the gnome is she being unreasonable or should i let the wife go and keep the gnome.the sex is better with the gnome but the wife can cook.
2007-07-18 08:33:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh my god i was askin for advice and most of you have abused me .i have just found out that i have a sexual disease from havin sex with the gnome .can i get treatment on the national ELF
2007-07-18 08:41:37 · update #1
Serves you sprite! I hope it leaves you IMPotent!
2007-07-19 11:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get rid or your wife keep having sex with your gnome and order take out. just think the gnome don't talk back and it don't tell what you can do and what to do THE GNOME GIVES YOU A NICE PEACE OF *** AND NO LIP!!!!
2007-07-18 16:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly41281 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh thats a tough one. Can you teach the gnome to cook?? Personnally I think she is jealous of the gnome!! is it possible to get the gnome and your wife to maybe see if they can share you? Maybe you can get the cnome to teach your wife some tricks!! Go nuts have fun
2007-07-18 15:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by ssgdevon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is funny. What's funnier is that people are responding to it.
Also, you need not have said "female garden gnomes." It's ok... you were probably in a rush and picked the closest one. If you closed your eyes, you wouldn't have seen the white bushy beard.
2007-07-18 15:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by RM 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
keep the wife good cooking is far more important, besides you can get a yard flamingo and tell her its safe your only into gnomes (wink)
2007-07-18 15:38:00 · answer #5 · answered by eyesinthedrk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
like a gnome statue??
2007-07-18 15:36:17 · answer #6 · answered by Bailey B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u naughty dirty boy,poor wife poor gnome..you should go xx
2007-07-18 18:38:09 · answer #7 · answered by Redmuppet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you probably don't have a wife you would appear to be one of the following:
- a boy aged 11-17
or
- a hairy virgin aged 40+
2007-07-18 15:59:18 · answer #8 · answered by vera-ann 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Introduce her to the 7 dwarfs and tell her they're hard working little bastards.
2007-07-18 15:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your wife has one active brain cell she will just leave you without ever looking back.
2007-07-18 15:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by green_clovers66 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋