Hi,
I am on a course and we have a guest tutor who is an Arsenal fan. As you can imagin, he is getting an earfull being surrounded by Liverpool fans.
I was wondering if anyone has some more ammunition for us.
Thanks
2007-07-18 08:28:23 · 19 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
go arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
anywayzzzzz, how comes joe perkinstein allways answers the same questions as me?
2007-07-18 08:31:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 5⤋
there is an arsenal fan a Liverpool fan and a hearts fan on a desert island they find a dead deer
the hearts fan said "we'll decide which part we eat on which footie club we support, i support hearts so I'll eat the heart" the Liverpool said " i support Liverpool so I'll eat the liver"
the arsenal fan said "i support arsenal but I'm not that hungry
2007-07-18 10:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Unknown Pleasures 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Beware Micky Mousers, for as soon as you start taking the piss out of the Gooners. Two words Michael Thomas ! Anfield 89, Lukic to Dixon, Dixon to Smith, A good ball by Smith throught to Thomas, Thomas bursting through midfield its up for grabs now! Cue glorious scenes of gooners dancing in the Champions section, Dalglish looking like hes followed through, aldgride crying and not shaking O'leary's hand. ah great time! George Knew!
2007-07-18 21:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Darren C 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Q.....whats the difference between a female arsenal fan and a pit bull terrier?
A....Lipstick!
Q....what do arsenal fans use for birth control.
A....their personalities!
Q...how many arsenal fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A...seven, one to change it, five to moan about it, and arsene wenger to say that if the ref had done his job properly then the light would never have gone out!
Q...did you hear about the Tory mp who was found dead in a arsenal shirt? the police had to dress him up in woman's knickers and put an orange in his mouth to save his family from embarrassment!
2007-07-18 11:31:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Alex Ferguson is curious how Arsenal reached the double last year, so he decides on a visit to London to see how Arsene Wenger coaches his team. After one day he is not really impressed by the training practices, so he asks Wenger how he gets his players so sharp. 'Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my players a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally'. Of course Fergie wants an example, so Wenger asks Bergkamp to come over to the sidelines. He asks: 'Dennis, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is not difficult', Dennis answers immediately, 'Of course that is me'. 'You see? That's the way you keep them sharp', Wenger says to Fergie. Ferguson, who wants to win the double also, decides to bring this into Manchester United's practice the next day. He calls David Beckham over to the sidelines. 'David, I have a question for you', he says, 'He is not your brother, but still he is your father's son, who is he?' 'My God, Coach', is the Spice Boy's reply, 'That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that one night, and why do you ask me these questions?' Fergie explains it has to do with some continental coaching trick and agrees with the one night postponement. So that night Beckham decides to call Jaap Stam. He has played on the continent, maybe he knows something about these continental coaching methods. 'Jaap, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'That is easy, that is me!', says Jaap Stam. So the next day David walks full of confidence to Ferguson. Fergie asks: 'David, do you know the answer to my question now?'. 'Yes it was actually very easy', he says, 'Is it Jaap Stam?' Ferguson answers: 'No of course not. It's Dennis Bergkamp. '
2007-07-22 08:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bengal Striker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an Arsenal fan at the bottom of a cliff?
A good start!
2007-07-18 08:35:59 · answer #6 · answered by 4 Horsemen 4 Life 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
ha ha very funny come on the arsenal have plenty of jokes about s***y united
2007-07-21 02:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
''I love Arsenal and I want to stay at this club for the rest of my career'' (Thierry Henry, summer 2006 on signing a new contract).
hahhahahhahahahahahahahah hohohohohohohohohoh heheheheheheheheh!! :)
2007-07-19 07:33:30 · answer #8 · answered by Foxhound 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What have a 3 pin plug and Arsenal got in common ?
There both useless in europe !
2007-07-18 08:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by neilywealy2003 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
What do Arsenal fans do after they have won the Champions League...?
.....Put away there Xbox,
2007-07-18 11:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Arsenal....Ammunition..Ha Ha Ha. You're a funny one.
*not*
Go Gunners! :)
2007-07-18 08:44:04 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋