She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
2007-07-18 08:16:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
:)))
PS: Imagine if someone ask you how many brothers and sister you have and you say "24 more!!"
2007-07-18 08:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! it is in basic terms too humorous! Now we could have a humorous tale approximately why men won't be able to maintain it of their pants and why men seem to think of thats ok to have undesirable infants they'd't pay for and walk off and flow away them.
2016-11-09 19:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! She had a pelvis the size of a wheelbarrow....they had a special coffin made.
2007-07-18 12:55:52 · answer #3 · answered by ricrossfireclub 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Isn't that the truth. Birth control people!
2007-07-18 08:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by MelancHolly 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha! LOL! hilarious!
2007-07-18 08:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol but I've seen this joke before
2007-07-18 08:18:45 · answer #6 · answered by @NGEL B@BY 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny!
2007-07-18 08:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Candy517 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one... star for you!
2007-07-18 08:18:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lllmao
2007-07-18 08:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm.. haha?
2007-07-18 08:19:06 · answer #10 · answered by Poochie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋