The three little pigs got into the local supermarket, and bite all the candy shells off M and M's. The owners are furious. What should I do?
2007-07-18 06:26:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
suggest they stock skittles next time? a pig once told me that they find those icky.
2007-07-18 06:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get three more little pigs that are willing to eat the chocolate part. Then, recycle the paper. Send the owner to the store for a larger supply of M and M's next time.
2007-07-18 13:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by golden sephiroth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you will have to compensate the store owners. offer up the piggies for slaughter to be sold in the meat dept as bacon and sausages. fair trade, and no more troubles from those mischievous piggies.
2007-07-18 13:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Toss a grenade at those little piggies and run.
2007-07-18 13:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Adel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait bout a day or two and put all the shells back on...
2007-07-18 13:30:56 · answer #5 · answered by Petie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like pork chops?
2007-07-18 13:30:05 · answer #6 · answered by TG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They didn't get the ones with Ecstasy that I... I mean someone put there did they?
2007-07-18 13:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fire the pigs...they dont deserved to work at that supermarket!
2007-07-18 13:29:58 · answer #8 · answered by <3pirate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How's Lou.
2007-07-18 13:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop posting stupid questions?
2007-07-18 13:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by heartzablaze215 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋