do you know anyone like this?

Question

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............


1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE

MOVE AROUND.


3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.


4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK

MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.


5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.


6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"


7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.


8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.


9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BYGIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.


10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)


11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.


12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR

FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

MY BUDDIE SENT ME THIS AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE......LOL

Answer 1

lmao.

Somehow #10 sounds familiar to me.

Answer 2

Sounds like my sister. She suddenly loves me so much that she wants to fight anyone that even looks at me wrong. Her sense of balance becomes a distant memory and she sometimes forgets to pull her pants down when she sits down to pee! That's why I don't drink anymore.

Answer 3

Hahaha..... funny. I do know alot of men that act the same way!! LOL!! Except for the toilet seat, they just pee all over it, can't aim straight!! LOL!! And the shoe thing!!

Answer 4

lol thats cool ☺

Answer 5

Thanks for the laugh. Made my evening bright...