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Leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can. Beep

2007-07-18 06:07:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Ally A-Satan and I arfe not on good terms these days.

2007-07-18 06:12:02 · update #1

Sally-I am on my way with hands on instruction

2007-07-18 06:12:49 · update #2

SARKY BANSHEE-Right, let me fix my message

2007-07-18 06:14:40 · update #3

Wandering-those aren't mine. I don't wear them. Just who the heck has been over there?

2007-07-18 06:15:39 · update #4

mzknowitall-I don't answer because that is the fastest way to get you over here

2007-07-18 06:17:11 · update #5

shorte716-calling now

2007-07-18 06:17:52 · update #6

Jen C-they are doing a fine job of ruining themselves

2007-07-18 06:18:45 · update #7

*ree*-Woo Hoo, here I come

2007-07-18 06:19:29 · update #8

MunkeyLuv-Nope we made a side deal about that.

2007-07-18 06:21:03 · update #9

nisha10mabry-come on, work with me here

2007-07-18 06:22:40 · update #10

New York Chic-It will be hidden in a special place. You will need both hands to search for it.

2007-07-18 06:23:56 · update #11

Tut Uncommon-Ain't that the truth?

2007-07-18 06:25:53 · update #12

SummerTime-I called safsies

2007-07-18 06:26:51 · update #13

Charmed-How coud I forget

2007-07-18 06:27:36 · update #14

Robin-No problem. We'll leave after breakfast

2007-07-18 06:29:08 · update #15

MrOrph-Bill, you know you are not evil enough for me! I'll crash your Hard Drive

2007-07-18 06:30:31 · update #16

Dartman-Yeah, about that. I decided that you won't fit in my shoes. Your past employment and a balloon sculpter dosen't meet the requirements

2007-07-18 06:32:09 · update #17

David H-Her decision bro, I just gave her a ride. Her Lap dances are top shelf.

2007-07-18 06:33:29 · update #18

mrhappy-hmmmm, I seem tobe busy tonight. Did you read my messages. This one's all yours bro.

2007-07-18 06:34:48 · update #19

28 answers

Evil? Hey, it's Niff...ummmmmm...I don't know how to tell you this...but ummm....crap...I should probably wait and just get you in person....K...'bye.

Hour later...

Evil? are you screening your calls? Where are you? Ok...i didn't want to leave this as a message...but the doctor said i am definately pregnant and it is a boy...so can i have my soul back already??

2007-07-18 06:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Niffer 6 · 2 0

nicely, first and foremost, organic Evil is an oxymoron.. Evil is defined as vile, corrupt, nasty, unclean depraved..-.. So there is no way it particularly is organic Purity might blush on the inuendos of evil; yet evil might in no way blush at something Evil's mushy part is a mockery and a deception, designed basically to entice and entrap the organic and harmless. it would desire to be mushy, in spite of the undeniable fact that it is not genuine or nicely meant. Evil is at it particularly is roots.

2016-10-09 00:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Hello?
Hello?
Evil? Are you there?
Pick up the phone.
....
This is Bill Gates.
This town isn't big enough for the two of us.
You've been warned.

2007-07-18 06:13:15 · answer #3 · answered by MrOrph 6 · 1 0

Evil, hi, this is the IRS. You have some outstanding taxes that you have not paid us. The purchasing of souls has been quite a lucrative business for you and we want our cut.

2007-07-18 06:11:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Hi Pure Evil. What will it take for you to rid the world of the likes of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Richie and the rest of the useless , talentless "celebretards" around??

2007-07-18 06:10:55 · answer #5 · answered by Jen C 3 · 0 3

Ya Pure...
Hey listen...just wanted to let you know I'll be taking over, starting next week!
So have a nice afterlife, try to stay cool!
Maybe we can chat sometime!
Yeah...ok then...see ya!

2007-07-18 06:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by Dartman 4 · 0 0

uh, hi Pure Evil. this is guardian angel. uh, remember that little girl that was suppose to go to church, and you, uh, tempted her away and almost got her into joining that strip club if it wasn't for me? well, i just want to let you know that if you bother her again, I'm gonna really get you. you hear me? i'm gonna get you so hard that you wished you never left God. she's mine, you hear me?! MINE! thank you, and have a nice day!

2007-07-18 06:18:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know, this is exactly the message I expected to receive when I called that telemarketer back after I hung up on him...

2007-07-18 06:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2 0

Hey, I got this baby oil and a white tee shirt and I don't know what to do with them, oh yeah, I've got a kiddie pool too, could you call back.

2007-07-18 06:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You mean leave a message after the evil laughter. Muwahahahahaha.

2007-07-18 06:09:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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