Which song, past or present, would be funniest if Bob Dylan covered it?

Question

And, for 10 well-deserved points, provide a couple of lines of your song translated into 'Bobbese', that strange singing language in which:

(a) THE wrong words ARE emPHASised;

(b) The right words are draggedddddddd to longggggg, painful deathhhhhhhs, and;

(c) a dude says 'Uhhhhh' for no reason at regular intervals.

Answer 1

Rush's "Tom Sawyer"...

"Though his miiiiiiiind is NOT for RENT,
to any god OR governMENT,
mumble mumble slur voices his DISconTENT,
uhhh...changes are permanent..."

(9 minute harmonica solo).

Answer 2

Tip Toe Threw The Tulips

Answer 3

uhhhhhh evvvvvveryyytime I come arooooound your city bllliinGGGGG Bliiiiing Pinky ring worth aboooooout fifty
Bling blinnnnng Everyyyyyyyyyyytime I buy a new ride Blllling bling Lorenzos on Yokahama tires Bliiiiiiiing bling

Answer 4

" A Lap Dance is Better if the Stripper is Crying"

Answer 5

I'm too sexy for my shirt or Putting on the Ritz

I'm too SSSSSSSSSEEEEEXXXXXYYYYY FOR MY shirt
so sexy IT hhhhhhuuuuuurrtttttttttttssss.

IF your down and YOU dont KNOW where to go TO Where FFFFFFFAASSSSSSSIIIIIOOOONNNNN sits putting ON THE RRRRRRRIIIIIIITTTTZZZZZ