you know what makes me sad? i'm going crazy. know what makes me even more sad? knowing that i know that i'm going crazy. even worse: michael laughs at me for going crazy.
so this is my theory.
i say we send all pregnant women to their own little island for the whole nine months. completely paid for. and whenever our significant others begin to miss us, they can fly out to visit. completely free. all we preggies have to do the whole time is work on what we want our nurseries to look like and what kind of mothers we want to be. there will be NO hot lady employees on this island, all of the employees will be hot men... who tell us how beautiful we are (in private, of course... and they will add in "but that girl next to you is a hag, you're the hottest girl here!") and how smart we are, even though we're all just really ugly and dumb for the whole nine months (at least that's how i feel!)...
2007-07-18 05:00:19 · 28 answers · asked by termite choking on the splinters 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
and about those stupid exercises? yeah, we'll have designated classes just for them... Kegel Class in wing A, some kind of special massage we're supposed to be doing (forgot what it's called because i'm going crazy) in wing B... and those special massages, yep, the hot guys will be the ones doing them on US. not us doing them on ourselves... what is the point? to remind us that we can't have as much sex as we used to? ****... and we'll have special little preggie grocery stores that sell things like chocolate covered strawberries (yummmmmm...) and milk. and a wienerschnitzel and wendy's on every corner, because both are every preggie's DREAM. instead of having to clean up everything, we will have the hot guys do all of the cleaning, and they'll make our beds and do our laundry/dishes too. brandon boyd will be my man-toy to play with the entire time, and he will LET ME molest him anytime, day and night... even when he's sleeping.
2007-07-18 05:00:57 · update #1
we will have gyms at this island, where we can all stay in shape so that someday our significant others will want to do us again... and not think that it's "wierd" that there is a baby inside the tummy or that a baby came out of what he's jabbing his dick into. on this island, we will each have therapists to speak to about every little problem we create in our psychotic minds. they will tell us that we are SO right about every issue we bring up, and that the problem is completely out of our control... then let us cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry, and cry. we will also have movie theaters that show nothing but chick-flicks with hot guys in them. and there will be tissues installed into the seat in front of us at the movies. in each preggie's room, there will be lots of breakable things of which we can chuck at a wall and make the hot guys clean up. we will also have earplugs and ipods with our favorite music on them. and a beach right out our back door.
2007-07-18 05:01:58 · update #2
we will have salons, where we can have our nails done, pedicures, hair done, waxes, and makeovers... daily. by hot guys. and i will make brandon boyd entertain me while being beautified by hot guys.
oh yeah, and there will be lots of puzzles and board games that i can play with brandon boyd, too. :) that's my preggie island idea.
all because i'm going crazy. and it's making michael go crazy... and i simply can't stand crazy people. especially when they are making me crazy. god, only three more months of this. then i'm done. back to normal. can't wait.
2007-07-18 05:03:01 · update #3
YAY!!!!!!! I'm booking my flight now!!!
2007-07-18 05:03:32 · answer #1 · answered by parental unit 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah I will need that trip right now, I'm a little preggy but wouldn't mind to be in a better place so that the nine months go fast and I can have this baby in my arms!!
2007-07-18 05:17:12 · answer #2 · answered by Mom2aGirlandaBoy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i've got not had many severe problems... in spite of the shown fact that it particularly is getting in direction of the top and each little thing hurts. My heartburn is so awful, and that i sit down up at evening via fact I choke on abdomen acid. It makes me want to cry. i will't quit peeing each a million/2 an hour. Stretch marks throughout and my face is so swollen, so i individually have been feeling so down on myself recently. i used to be so optimistic, now I only sense gross. i found out the father of my newborn cheated on me final week... you realize how i chanced on that out.. I have been given examined constructive for chlamydia. He replaced into like oh... and advised me. this is been tough. luckily I have been on condition that taken care of... yet i'm only exhausted and arranged for it to be over. i'm hoping you do never sense on my own on the rigors of being pregnant.. everybody is going via distinctive hardships. have faith me, you're actually not on my own!
2016-10-21 22:13:18 · answer #3 · answered by rajkumar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!! I guess I am going crazy to but I could imagine evrything that you just stated wow I wish I could book my flight now deg that makes me feel like I need a vacation badly and I am only going on 12wks deg only negative response is why did you get my hopes up high thinking Nelly or Brad Pitt would be catering to me for a while deg I wish I could leave for that Island now I am not packing any clothes just me!!! LOL thanks for the smile and day dreaming me and my baby needed that!!!!
2007-07-18 09:02:25 · answer #4 · answered by Liscity 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So what time are we leaving? LOL
PS: Don't listen to Crystalfalls. She does not have any sense of humor. We all know we really would not leave everything behind for 9 months. But it's a nice dream island maybe a couple of months would not hurt.
2007-07-18 05:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Adri 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A dnt know what the question is, but i know ecxactly how u feel, am 38 wks gone and have hated every second of it, well apart from the kicks and movement n stuff! I dnt think any1 realises how pregnancy affects women, well i never did, i thouyght it would be a doddle!
2007-07-18 05:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by Laura B 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Let's go NOW! Will my regular travel agent book this trip?
***not sure what's up with all the thumbs down. I think this is what might be called a "joke". Don't know if many of you have heard of them before, but they are not intended to be taken all that seriously.
2007-07-18 05:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
WOW! I don't think anyone could explain it any better than you did! Great job! I SO wish I had one of those islands when I was pregnant! You really thought of everything... LOL
2007-07-18 05:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by angelbaby 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I have $20 bucks! How much of the island will that pay for!
2007-07-18 05:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by Cash, Gage and Jax's Mom 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds great...just make sure there is a reg pool so if i get tired of the salt water I can still swim...I would have loved that when I was preggo esp. since it was winter time....hhhmmm....
2007-07-18 05:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by tll 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha that sounds really nice..but my fiance would Be so dissapointed with me knowing that there's HOT men on the island.
2007-07-18 06:13:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋